21 Responses to “Arse Eels: You Wouldn’t Listen, And Now Look”

1. Ben- April 28th, 2010 at 2:41 pm

   Satan’s Onyx’ tubes of death

2. zeTROUBADOUR- April 28th, 2010 at 2:43 pm

   one cute baby comes.
   one man with a eel up his arse die…
   circle of life.

3. Fredrik B.- April 28th, 2010 at 2:48 pm

   “Discarded cigarettes and empty cans of Red Bull were found on site. Police rule cause of death as ‘poetic justice’.”

   -F.

4. Fredrik B.- April 28th, 2010 at 2:50 pm

   I should perhaps clarify that the previous post was *not* meant to imply the internet jesus as the victim. Just the culprit. If I hadn’t clarified, I fear the eels might be coming for me, next.

   -F.

5. jamesmith3- April 28th, 2010 at 3:14 pm

   I’m disappointed. No link to BMEzine?

6. Seth- April 28th, 2010 at 3:14 pm

   Just goes to show, be careful who you drink with. Or they will shove live eels up your ass.

7. kleer001- April 28th, 2010 at 4:05 pm

   Eel up in side ya, finding an entrance where they can…
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w

8. hecka- April 28th, 2010 at 4:59 pm

   kleer001 beat me to it.

9. Hentaikid- April 28th, 2010 at 5:34 pm

   Apparently, it was a joke friends played on him when he fell asleep drunk.

   It’s actually not uncommon, I remember some dude got his colon blown apart when his mates at the auto repair shop stuck an air hose up his ass as a joke.

   I’m glad my friends come in small, manageable groups I can overpower and or outrun.

10. greggvl- April 28th, 2010 at 7:17 pm

    I’ll have to remember this.

    File it under “Momento: Moray”.

11. Jason- April 28th, 2010 at 7:43 pm

    I see a house episode

12. Nick Donald- April 28th, 2010 at 7:51 pm

    In the immortal words of Randy Marsh:

    “WE DIDN’T LISTEN!”

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14. Denari- April 29th, 2010 at 1:15 am

    Not sure I ever want to post on Whitechapel again now. I have The Fear.

15. theblackscorpio- April 29th, 2010 at 1:15 am

    Oh, perish the images this gives me in my mind ;_;

16. kmcleod- April 29th, 2010 at 2:57 am

    Blame it on the goose
    Got you feeling loose
    Blame it on petron
    Got you in the zone

    Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
    Blame it on the a a a a a a alcholl

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18. James Bong- April 29th, 2010 at 7:30 pm

    That website is disgusting and informative.

19. JoAsakura- April 30th, 2010 at 4:21 am

    @greggvi: I was floundering for something witty to say. “Momento: Moray” beats anything else.

    Well played. :D

20. tinman- May 3rd, 2010 at 1:50 am

    eel impalement does have precedents

    here’s someone who got their eel stuck when using it to relieve constipation, yeah right!

    and for bonus yucks I got that from an article on rectal impairment by pirate ship

21. tinman- May 3rd, 2010 at 1:53 am

    sorry, lets try that again

    eel impalement does have precedents

    here’s someone who got their eel stuck when using it to relieve constipation , yeah right!

    and for bonus yucks I got that from an article on rectal impairment by pirate ship