21 Responses to “Arse Eels: You Wouldn’t Listen, And Now Look”

  1. Satan’s Onyx’ tubes of death

  2. one cute baby comes.
    one man with a eel up his arse die…
    circle of life.

  3. “Discarded cigarettes and empty cans of Red Bull were found on site. Police rule cause of death as ‘poetic justice’.”

    -F.

  4. I should perhaps clarify that the previous post was *not* meant to imply the internet jesus as the victim. Just the culprit. If I hadn’t clarified, I fear the eels might be coming for me, next.

    -F.

  5. I’m disappointed. No link to BMEzine?

  6. Just goes to show, be careful who you drink with. Or they will shove live eels up your ass.

  7. Eel up in side ya, finding an entrance where they can…
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w

  8. kleer001 beat me to it.

  9. Apparently, it was a joke friends played on him when he fell asleep drunk.

    It’s actually not uncommon, I remember some dude got his colon blown apart when his mates at the auto repair shop stuck an air hose up his ass as a joke.

    I’m glad my friends come in small, manageable groups I can overpower and or outrun.

  10. I’ll have to remember this.

    File it under “Momento: Moray”.

  11. I see a house episode

  12. In the immortal words of Randy Marsh:

    “WE DIDN’T LISTEN!”

  13. [...] Anal Eel Insertion Kills Man (via Warren Ellis) [...]

  14. Not sure I ever want to post on Whitechapel again now. I have The Fear.

  15. Oh, perish the images this gives me in my mind ;_;

  16. Blame it on the goose
    Got you feeling loose
    Blame it on petron
    Got you in the zone

    Blame it on the a a a a a alcohol
    Blame it on the a a a a a a alcholl

  17. [...] Warren Ellis, where the comments pointed me to this [...]

  18. That website is disgusting and informative.

  19. @greggvi: I was floundering for something witty to say. “Momento: Moray” beats anything else.

    Well played. :D

  20. eel impalement does have precedents

    here’s someone who got their eel stuck when using it to relieve constipation, yeah right!

    and for bonus yucks I got that from an article on rectal impairment by pirate ship

  21. sorry, lets try that again

    eel impalement does have precedents

    here’s someone who got their eel stuck when using it to relieve constipation , yeah right!

    and for bonus yucks I got that from an article on rectal impairment by pirate ship