Castration Anxiety
April 27th, 2010 | comics talk
New webcomic by Ales Kot and Zoetica Ebb. Delightful like a drunk clown brandishing a knife that he made out of a baby.
April 27th, 2010 | comics talk
New webcomic by Ales Kot and Zoetica Ebb. Delightful like a drunk clown brandishing a knife that he made out of a baby.
WARREN ELLIS is a graphic novelist, author and columnist. His new novel, GUN MACHINE, available now from Mulholland Books, is being developed for television by Chernin Entertainment and FOX. His first non-fiction book, from FSG, is due in 2014. RED 2, the sequel to the Bruce Willis-Helen Mirren film RED based on his book of the same name, will be released in August 2013.
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Blowjobs.
Sandwiches.
Works for me.
Warren,
Here’s my research links:
UCR of NY state – explains “what a crime is” to NY
http://criminaljustice.state.ny.us/crimnet/ojsa/crimereporting/ucr_refmanuals.htm
2009 report released in Sept.
http://criminaljustice.state.ny.us/pio/annualreport/crimeupdate2008.pdf
Crime Stats by County (NYC is NY County, considered separately at the bottom of the list)
http://criminaljustice.state.ny.us/crimnet/ojsa/countycrimestats.htm
US Census
http://quickfacts.census.gov/qfd/states/36000.html
NYPD Missing Persons FAQ
http://www.nyc.gov/html/nypd/html/faq/faq_information.shtml
Failure to report stat:
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/04/us/04runaways.html
Hope this helps whatever weird alley you are traveling down today.
p.s. Captain Swing rocks. I wish there was a huge coffee table size edition though. Maybe just a poster of the ship.
That dog looks like it’s better off wallpapering the road.
Thanks, Warren!
Last summer/fall, I had intermittent inner ear problems and would get vertigo out of nowhere. The last time it happened I was going 70mph in the left lane of a freeway. I got so freaked out it triggered a full-blown panic attack. I had to pull over and call 911. I went to the hospital and was fine, but ever since then, even 8 months later, I get anxiety when I drive on the freeway. Lucky for me, I have to drive that stretch of road on my way to school 4 times a week but it has still been *really* tough.