Got home to find this doing the rounds, from Blag Hag. I have no words, but the idea is funny enough to reproduce:
"Many women who do not dress modestly … lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes,"HojatoleslamKazemSedighiwas quoted as saying by Iranian media.SedighiisTehran’sacting Friday prayer leader.
I have a modest proposal.
Sedighiclaims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember thehomeopathy overdose?
Time for aBoobquake.
On Monday, April 26th, I will wear the most cleavage-showing shirt I own. Yes, the one usually reserved for a night on the town. I encourage other female skeptics to join me and embrace the supposed supernatural power of their breasts… With the power of our scandalous bodies combined, we should surely produce an earthquake. …