Station Ident: Smile Benignly

April 20th, 2010 | station ident

Professor Sir Peter Cook cracks me up. Southend boys, mate. You can’t trust us an inch. Photo by Matt Jones, whose birthday it is today.

Good morning, scumbubbles. This is warren ellis dot com, broadcasting from Southend-on-Sea in Essex. My name’s Warren Ellis, and I write comics and books and things. And now I’m going to the pub. Selah.


2 Responses to “Station Ident: Smile Benignly”

  1. can I come?

    pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease, I promise not to be an annoying fanboy.

  2. Well, thanks at least for adding an “S” to the beginning of “scumbubbles.” Makes me feel slightly less insulted.