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  1. You’ve got to be rather flexible to brush your teeth like that.

  2. Not as devastating this time. Either Uncle Warren is losing his Conan edge, or BME is. But then again, clicking on these links always gets my heart racing.

  3. Why the fuck did I click? WHY? WHY? I expected TEETH! TEETH!

  4. eris esoteric

    eris esoteric

    I’m trying to imagine a scenario where teeth would have made that picture less disturbing.

  5. I don’t know. I expected maybe teeth that had been sharpened into weird shapes. Or maybe laser-etched. But no. I should have known. These links usually involve abused dicks!

  6. Jim


    Now do you suppose it’s one of those with a rubber pick at the end for digging between your teeth?

  7. greggvl


    For all the hard-to-reach places.

  8. Anonymous


    It’s amazing what people shove in their penises now adays

  9. I will not be fooled by your URL-shortening ways, Ellis – I will not be fooled.

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