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T-shirt Of The Week 016: COCKTAIL RECIPE

TOTW is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each week in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt. Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and… well, once a week, here we are.

Through this website and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday… and it’ll die Sunday night — midnight UK time, more often than not. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at

Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #016: COCKTAIL RECIPE:


We also offer several perennial items, including the new BRAIN BLEACH mug:


(And also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)

Thank you for your kind attention.


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  1. Meanderthal Meanderthal

    I would absolutely buy a stack of coasters with that artwork.

  2. I don’t know if it is a good thing or not that I know at least three people who would consider this shirt The Fucking Gospel.

  3. Jason! Jason!

    The fact that this is a picture of a beermat and not an actual stack of beermats I can purchase means clearly you are out to torture me.

  4. Mine’s a Flirtini. And I pity the fool who tries to stop me.

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