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March 29th, 2010 | station ident
this is warrenellis dotcom and i just woke up and no i have no idea what this is

March 29th, 2010 | station ident
this is warrenellis dotcom and i just woke up and no i have no idea what this is

WARREN ELLIS is a graphic novelist, author and columnist. His new novel, GUN MACHINE, available now from Mulholland Books, is being developed for television by Chernin Entertainment and FOX. His first non-fiction book, from FSG, is due in 2014. RED 2, the sequel to the Bruce Willis-Helen Mirren film RED based on his book of the same name, will be released in August 2013.
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IT’S THE FUTURE
GET USED TO IT
It’s great how the women of the future are smoking hot, yet the man of the future is ugly as buggery.
At least they had imagination back in the day, nowadays everyone would just send you a link to a google image search of one of those furries off of Avatar; if you asked them what the man of the future would look like.
Oh…this is making one of man kinds greatest lies into a reality, as in I have an eight inch nose and I can breathe out of my ears…notice the smiles on the women’s faces?
That snout … and the women … connect the dots.
Damn. I’ve been reading this site too long.
It’s even curved almost like those special G-spot-reaching vibrators. Damn.
It gets even more disturbing when you realise that they’ve optimized the whole process even further by putting the mouth closer to the groin…so you can kiss at the same time.