23 Responses to “While I Was Away”

1. Jose- February 18th, 2010 at 2:56 pm

   Now the question is when are you going to sell them????? Because me likey and me wantsy…

2. Stefan Jones- February 18th, 2010 at 4:34 pm

   Wow. Now I know what to use my Arduino for!

   The hard part will be tricking Warren into reading off fifty or so wake-up messages.

3. Ben- February 18th, 2010 at 4:54 pm

   Well lubed juice-boxes is exactly how i think of my fellow man

4. Sean Gallagher- February 18th, 2010 at 5:13 pm

   I would gladly purchase one of these.

5. The Furnace » What We All Desire- February 18th, 2010 at 6:31 pm

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6. Jason McCulley- February 18th, 2010 at 6:47 pm

   Right, so when are you licensing this?

7. Chris eleet.- February 18th, 2010 at 8:09 pm

   Please license something like this, It would be amazing!(Until it gos off while your SO is there and calls them a Squirrel molester or some such.

8. Jason- February 18th, 2010 at 8:15 pm

   Its about the small things really. He took the effort to make sure that it actually resembled the specs from Transmet. I can respect that. I would also purchase this for my guest bedroom. I do not like guests.

9. HKT101- February 18th, 2010 at 8:53 pm

   THIS WAS AWESOME

10. gaute- February 18th, 2010 at 9:38 pm

    Now that is a truly disturbing thought.

11. bairdduvessa- February 18th, 2010 at 10:37 pm

    those would sell like hot cakes after the fat camp revolution

12. legion- February 18th, 2010 at 10:52 pm

    WANT. ONE. NOW.

13. diello- February 19th, 2010 at 1:32 am

    I’m sure no one who is your fan WOULDN’T want one. Hell, I’d buy two!

14. Liz- February 19th, 2010 at 1:57 am

    Now is it scary or a marketing opportunity?

15. Andrew- February 19th, 2010 at 1:59 am

    …I’ll take twenty.

16. James O'Dwyer- February 19th, 2010 at 3:47 am

    Where can I get one of those alarm clocks?

    We need soundbytes and a clock, people.
    We need to make this happen!

17. John Kerr- February 19th, 2010 at 4:42 am

    Well, if it was good enough for Mr Fry…

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/VoCo-Alarm-Clock-Original-Morning/dp/B000LZTACS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=kitchen&qid=1266579692&sr=8-1

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19. Fred Davis- February 19th, 2010 at 7:26 am

    I’m trying to think of something better than a Warren Ellis voiced satnav now.

20. CKHB- February 19th, 2010 at 10:09 am

    Love. Want. NEED.

21. faralar- February 19th, 2010 at 12:23 pm

    This is the kind of thing that seems awesome on paper, but knowing my temper in the morning I would end up hating you if I had an alarm clock like that…and that just seems wrong.

22. deadlytoque- February 19th, 2010 at 6:03 pm

    Yeah, I think the world needs the Ellis alarm clock.

23. Rob- February 20th, 2010 at 4:17 am

    Want. btw, and certainly no purview of yours, but fyi and all that kinda thing – the ceramic travel mugs at the TOTW Cafe Press store LEAK LIKE A SIEVE – which is disappointing, after having if shipped to Japan. The regular mugs and Tshirts are teh awesome, though. I await my alarm clock.