Happy Horny Werewolf Day 2010

February 14th, 2010 | brainjuice

Happy Valentine’s Day to all. And to those who hate the day, I say this: Valentine’s Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.


17 Responses to “Happy Horny Werewolf Day 2010”

  1. How is Valentines Day even remotely Christian? It was made in the Great Depression to put money into the economy. XD

  2. […] is, unsurprisingly, still going strong. Plus: Cephalopods need love too. And Warren Ellis says Happy Horny Werewolf Day 2010! And: Two years ago today my divorce was signed into effect. Yep, on Valentine’s Day. And it […]

  3. Come to think of it, an awful lot of holidays are Christian corruptions of pagan festivals involving bodily fluids and ritual fornication…

  4. If it involves horny werewolves, it should be renamed Laurell K Hamilton Day then surely?

  5. Please be my valentiny horndawg. Hold the blood. xoxoxo

  6. an awful lot of holidays are commercial corruptions of christian corruptuons of ….

  7. @Rolf – It is a Christian holiday named for Saint Valentine. It has existed long before the Great Depression.

  8. I hope the noises I hear outside my front door are Horny Werewolves, and not Hellhounds. Or worse, hair dogs.

  9. […] celebration of Horny Werewolf Day, enjoy some valentines, a poem, and two contests, under the […]

  10. @Rolf, I suggest you go and read the Wikipedia entry:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valentine%27s_Day

  11. Saint Valentine was sainted for performing illegal marriages. Saint Valentine’s Day celebrates sexual transgression.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Valentine

  12. on wikipedia entry for Valentine’s Day, misread “courtly love” as “Courtney Love”; much confusion.

  13. Warren speak truth! He’s talking Lupercalia! And maybe Lykaia.

  14. The pagan valentines day involved a duel to the death over a woman thus the color red as the theme, but did not occur on february 14th nor was it named after a saint.

  15. Valentine’s Day should be celebrated by having ministers and priests performing gay marriages.

  16. Though this year I completely forgot about the official horny werewolves, DID celebrate it in true lycanthrope style yesterday. And last night. And this morning. And, no, rolf, it ain’t any more X-tian than X-mas trees — read a book, why doncha?

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