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February 7th, 2010 | station ident

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(From this set on English Russia.)

This is warren ellis dot com. I write here every day. You can also inspect me on Twitter. Tomorrow I commence ten days of travel. I want to stay in bed more than you can possibly imagine.


19 Responses to “Station Ident: Add Your Own Caption”

  1. Workers at Russian Nuclear Research Site #4 maintain the supercooled ice piles over the Geothermic Reactor on the island of Natyurik. The dome visible in the picture is one of the heat exchangers used to generate power.

  2. cold orgasm.

  3. Luxury Igloo condos industry fails to get off the launchpad.

  4. SPLOOGEFEST 2010 is off to a mother of a start.

  5. GODZILLA BUKKAKE

  6. This is a stunning image of Toronto. Thanks for sharing!

  7. Remind me again why the fuck we didn’t to Hawaii?

  8. “Are you sure this is our driveway?”

  9. And thus the Mighty Warren was Born- not from the Womb of a Woman, but the Womb of the very Tundra itself. Fear His Beard, for it Crackles with the Icicles of Knowledge and Grows with the Permafrost of Certain Doom.

  10. I’m sure I dropped my contact lense somewhere round here

  11. Colleagues bury man stationed at arctic research base who cracked a “what ever happened to global warming?” joke every morning for the past 5 years.

  12. “This isn’t what Curling looked like when I saw it on the Olympics.”

  13. Superman should have hired more than two Mexicans to shovel out the fortress of Solitude.

  14. - “My car is under here somehwere”
    - “America has officially lost its war on drugs as the great coke mountains of columbia continue to grow”
    or
    - “Today on National Geographic’s exploration of the sex of lives of prominent republicans we witness a threesome between two interns and Anne Coulter. They are currently attempting to penetrate the permafrost just outside her vagina. Well Bob, it looks like they have their work ahead of them”.

  15. Turns out Santa is harder to evict than the bank thought.

  16. “I don’t see why King Kong can’t just go and buy a tub of Ben & Jerry’s like the rest of us.”

  17. “goddamn A/C freezes up every time you turn it up to 10…i swear to christ dave, you’re like a child sometimes”

  18. “If you think this is cold, you should be glad you weren’t in the great freeze of ’74!”

  19. And the Oscar for best special effects goes to… An Inconvenient Truth!