Conan! What Is Best In Life?
February 5th, 2010 | researchmaterial
(Last Conan! for a while, I promise.)
February 5th, 2010 | researchmaterial
(Last Conan! for a while, I promise.)
WARREN ELLIS is a graphic novelist, author and columnist. His new novel, GUN MACHINE, available now from Mulholland Books, is being developed for television by Chernin Entertainment and FOX. His first non-fiction book, from FSG, is due in 2014. RED 2, the sequel to the Bruce Willis-Helen Mirren film RED based on his book of the same name, will be released in August 2013.
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I looked at the link and thought to myself, Self, do you really want to clickety click? You know what’s gonna be behind the cut. And I clicked it anyway, because, you know, I can resist anything but the temptation to click, and sure enough, there it was. Jesus. I think I’ll skip lunch today.
Whosever member that is, is totally forked.
I’m sure i’d be rightly disgusted if I could figure out exactly what I was looking at.
Yargh… I could not have been properly prepared to see that. I will now walk around, away from my computer, wincing.
Yeah… No. I… no. Its a great big wide wonderful internet out there, with something for everyone. Changing topic entirely, does anyone know a good place to shop for eye-bleach and Ret-Con?
OH GOD MY EYES!!! WHY WON’T I LEARN?!
See, my reaction was different. I’ve been watching Ellis for years now, so I understand that he posts these things to remind us how TRULY! FUCKED! UP! some branches of the human family are.
I still wish I could hate you to death, Ellis. One day…
Wow.Classic example of shmuck bait.