Kit

February 3rd, 2010 | daybook

Working on an episode of FREAKANGELS and a WIRED UK column about human spaceflight that will probably get a bit shouty, this evening. Around midnight I’m going to switch to something else. I have a shitload of travel coming up, and for a chunk of a month the only writing I’m going to be doing is on a netbook on planes, on a netbook in hotel rooms if I’m lucky (and not asleep), and, if I’m very very lucky, in paper notebooks in dive bars.

(Because, you know what, Steve? iPads look very pretty in that STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION way you and your people have, and I’m sure they’ll be a marvellous coffee-table machine, but they’re the wrong form factor for serious writing. Netbooks do that better. As a dedicated writing/internet machine, my Eee 901 running OpenOffice and Chrome wins.)

My business runs on four things, really. A netbook, a smartphone, a handheld email device and notebooks. Currently, that’s the 901, the iPhone 3GS, a Blackberry Curve and a pile of Moleskines and Field Notes. The phone and the email device have to be two different devices, because having to answer the phone when you’re in the middle of typing an email or note is, frankly, fucking annoying. (I used to work on an all-in-one handheld, a Visor or a Treo with a foldaway keyboard that I could write on as well as do email and take calls. That got annoying. Convergence is a nice idea, but not for me.

(I’d add in a fifth, an mp3 player. I thought a moment ago that was non-essential business kit, and then I tried imagining travelling without one.)

Obviously they all serve different purposes, but they are all in fact bent to the same purpose, the essential purpose of writing: getting the idea down before you forget it. Doesn’t matter if the idea’s crap. Doesn’t matter if it’s not immediately useful. Doesn’t matter if it’s half-formed. Get it down. Jot it in a text file on your computer and toss it in a folder called Loose Ideas. Thumb it out into a note file on your phone. Scribble it into a notebook (in block caps so you can read it later, if you’re me). Record it as a voice memo (I’m working with someone right now who sets his phone to voice-recording in the car and spitballs ideas into it as he drives, hits send to email it out to me when he parks, just so he doesn’t lose the ideas).

If you don’t have some kind of kit for capturing ideas, even if it’s a 50p reporter’s notebook and a pencil from the local shop for local people, you’re doing it wrong.

(I used to burn through those fuckers. I’d sit in the local burger bar because it didn’t close until 3am, writing episodes of LAZARUS CHURCHYARD in longhand and sketching out the panels and pages because I was terrified of asking Matt Brooker to draw something that was impossible. This is a paranoia I’ve had since David Lloyd told me at a convention that Alan Moore had written him a panel where a character was to stand with his back to the reader, smiling. Think about that for a second. Yeah. Matt was a greatly more experienced comics artist than I was a comics writer, and I really didn’t want to embarrass myself.)

(Point of story being: don’t be afraid of being lo-tek. Worked for me, in those dark pre-internet days when the most advanced electronic device I owned was a small portable b/w television that only worked if you punched it every ten minutes.)

22 Responses to “Kit”

  1. Have you seen the Peek(http://www.getpeek.com/)? It’s an email only device.

  2. So is my Blackberry, as far as I’m concerned. (Plus I can search Wikipedia on it.)

  3. You knobend, they don’t work in Britain.

  4. Yeah, the iPad looks shiny and all, but the thought of typing anything of consequence on what is basically a chrome-backed bathroom mirror makes me twitch.

    Totally with you on the paper & pen thing. With all the tech in my pockets, the little Moleskine and pen are still the fastest and most immediate way to put down a thought. Some things are at the point where they can’t be perfected any further.

  5. I still prefer a plain old college ruled notebook for working out ideas before typing them. I think better using one, I can make little doodles illustrating the idea, margin notes, etc. as much as I love technology it’s still not that freeform to use.

  6. It’s funny, for the longest time I used a paper notebook for writing, but when I got a really light laptop (the Dell D420, practically a netbook, but with a more pixels on the screen than most netbooks), I found myself using it much more often, so that now I rarely write on paper.

    Oh, and it really helped that I have the Windows-equivalent of TextMate (the ‘e’ text editor) so I can write in Textile markup.

  7. Don’t care what you say, Warren, that iPad was made for me.

    But I see your point about being interrupted on a converged device. Thank god the iPad doesn’t do calls.

    Perhaps it’s creeping senility, but I’ve been wondering lately if I should go back to a wee pad of paper. 75-95% Graffiti errors on my damn LifeDrive are taking their toll (the error rate is that high because I grafted Classic G into it, NFW will I use that Anti-Christ G2 for HWR!).

    But yes. the Bottom Line *is* Get It Down.

  8. (claps hands vigorously)

  9. Yes to all of this post. iPads are likely to be more useful to the photographer set than the writer set.

    Having a notebook (as in, the paper thing) is one of the most useful writing tools I could have. All the discombobulated thinking out loud goes in there, and maybe some early drafts. When it gets down to writing for “real,” my laptop will do, but lately I’ve felt that when I’m out and about, a netbook wouldn’t be so bad to have either.

  10. Now, there’s one thing Steve Jobs wouldn’t argue with you about.
    For all the iPad tries to be, it definitely doesn’t want to capture the clientele of serious writers.

  11. I agree that the iPad is not suitable for writing. The thing is, it’s not meant for writing. Apple doesn’t want to replace the netbook completely with the iPad– they want to create a space in between the Kindle and a netbook, for people who want to read, watch media, surf the web, etc. on a midsize device. I think they nailed that market.

    The tough thing for me was, I wanted to want the iPad– but I’m not in that market right now. I need a small laptop for writing, occasional light Photoshop, surfing the web on the go, and the occasional game. So I am waiting on the iPad (until I see how it handled comics, and how publishers handle it)– and getting a MacBook Air to write on.

  12. I actually get a frightening lot of ideas down just using the stock yellow notepad on my iPhone 3G. My curse is that I only get properly inspired at the most inconvenient times (while driving, riding a bicycle, hiking in the middle of nowhere) and need a way to get it down and email it to myself so I’ll look at it later. It works much better than the 79 scraps of receipts, gum wrappers and napkins stuffed into my pockets that I used to use. My handwriting is abysmal, and my hands can’t write fast/legibly enough to keep up with my brain so actual moleskines don’t work well usually, plus I lose them all the time.

  13. [...] is going to fit into your work life. I just read an interesting post where writer Warren Ellis outlines his writing tools, and he’s found that the all-in-one approach doesn’t work for him. Instead of taking [...]

  14. Mickie Rat, why don’t you record your notes rather than typing them down? I do that with my N900, surely there is an iPhone app as well. Plus, you can start by saying “Diane, …” and feel all 90s.

  15. Not about writing, but I’ve switched back to a paper week-at-a-glance calendar. Appointments, todo lists, and micro journal all in one. It’s changing my life seeing it all there in front of me. Good for me.

    On the writing topic, handwritten things have a visceral memory. Stuff from ten to twenty years ago, I remember printing like that. Whatever.

  16. The iPad is for readers, not for writers. It’s designed for content consumers, not producers.

    I use a regular A7 notepad I carry everywhere and a private jottit.com wiki to keep notes ordered and connected. I’ve tired to use the “voice memos” feature of last iPod nano but I feel silly talking to it and sillier when listening to my own recorded voice.

  17. [...] this post by Warren Ellis (who is a comics et al writer I enjoy very much, both for his stories and his [...]

  18. Cool kit. Needs pictures. 8)

  19. iPad is for people who want to watch things – not make things. This is why Apple is evil.

  20. Way to stick it Jobs ;)
    Yep, a good Netbook with OpenOffice and Chrome will piss all over the iTampon from a great height.

  21. [...] isn’t just the opinion of an unpublished amateur. Professional writers agree! Get it down. You can pretty it up later, organize it however you want or need, but if it [...]

  22. I liked those little Moleskines that come in three packs until the day I ran one through the wash by accident. I liked Clairefontaine mini-memo books as well until the same thing happened to one of those. I have a habit when travelling of sticking them in my jacket pockets and then washing my jacket. I’m surprised I haven’t tried to wash my passport yet, come to think of it …

    I found something called Rite-in-the-Rain in Seattle that works well when you use them with Fisher space pens. In fact, that’s the only way I think you can use them — they’re made of waterproofed paper. It’s a decent setup — you can spill liquids on the notepads and the pens write on nearly anything. That’s not the best part though. The notepads are BRIGHT YELLOW so you’re pretty sure when they’re in your pocket.

    Otherwise, the iPad would work better if Apple made the back of it out of bullet-resistant materials and then offered to laser engrave your organisation’s logo on the back. That way it could be issued to journos as standard equipment that stores easily in body armour. It’s chunky enough that it should stop small arms fire at the least. :-)


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postfix, spamassassin, dovecot and sieve?

jwz - 30 Jul 10

Dear Lazyweb, how do I use both SpamAssassin and Sieve at the same time?

Is the way this works that Postfix writes /var/mail/jwz via procmail, and then dovecot reads from there and moves the messages to ~/mail/ via sieve? I can't even tell.

Postfix main.cf has mailbox_command = /usr/bin/procmail.

/etc/procmailrc is:

DROPPRIVS=yes
:0fw
| /usr/bin/spamc -u $LOGNAME -x -s 100000000

/var/mail/jwz gets X-Spam-Status headers written into it. So far so good.

/etc/dovecot/dovecot.conf (for dovecot 2.0) has:

protocol lda { ... mail_plugins = sieve ... }

Dovecot is managing to read messages out of /var/mail/jwz and deliver them to me over IMAP, with SA headers intact. But it's not running sieve, possibly not even running its own lda, and everything I have googled so far is a twisty maze of illiterate wikis that may or may not be written for versions of the software that is 5+ years out of date.

I thought maybe the answer was to add
| /usr/libexec/dovecot/deliver -d $LOGNAME
to the end of procmailrc, but that let me to discover that:

% cat testmsg | /usr/libexec/dovecot/deliver -d jwz
Exit 75
lda: Error: dlopen(/usr/lib64/dovecot/lda/lib90_sieve_plugin.so) failed: /usr/lib64/dovecot/lda/lib90_sieve_plugin.so: undefined symbol: tried_default_save
lda: Fatal: Couldn't load required plugins


So I guess I have the wrong version of the sieve plugin? I have: dovecot-2.0-0.18_114_rc3.el5 and dovecot-sieve-0.1.17-5.el5 on CentOS release 5.4 (Final)

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blissblog - 30 Jul 10

Grasshopper Podcast Appearance

Jean Snow - 30 Jul 10

Grasshopper Podcast Appearance

I mentioned last week that I’d be a guest this week on game developer Grasshopper Manufacture’s podcast (Flower, Sun, & Podcast), and the episode (5) is now up and you can download it here (it should be on iTunes too). Check it out if you want to hear me ramble (and ramble) about mostly game-related topics.

Pictured, the Grasshopper conference room — complete with ping-pong table — where we recorded the episode. Big thanks to Grasshopper producer Esteban Salazar for inviting me on the show.

Thor 612 & Spider-man Vs Thor 2 Out

Kieron Gillen - 30 Jul 10

Catching up a little with stuff that happened when I’m away. I’ll talk Generation Hope later, but here’s the two comics I’ve got out this week.

My Thor In Hell and Hel arc continues. Here’s the five-page-preview. Enormous metal seriousness. My dual influences remain I, Claudius and the cover of 1980s Metal albums. Assorted random reviews: IGN. A Comic Book Blog. Weekly Comic Book Review.

The concluding party of my two part character-study/fight-comic. Preview here. And no reviews which I can find, but pleased to see that at least some people thought it was funny. Few things make me worry more than writing comedy.

Oh - here’s Seb’s review of the first one, which will give you a taste for it.

Vintage Jantzen: The Pin-Up Powerhouse

Coilhouse - 30 Jul 10

So… any Mad Men fans in the ‘haus? No spoilers in the comments, please, because I’m not sure if Mer and Zo have had a chance to catch last Sunday’s Season 4 premiere. But without giving away any plot points, I just want to ask: what was up with Don Draper pulling a Dov Charney with his horrible Jantzen pitch? Our colleague Copyranter eats this kind of American Apparel shit for breakfast. The Portland-based swimwear company was portrayed as a stodgy, conservative business to whom Draper declares angrily, “you’re too scared of the skin your two-piece was designed to show off.” I guess he (and/or the show’s writers) never saw Jantzen’s Vargas-inspired campaign, which ran in LIFE in 1947 (below). Dear readers, I proudly tag this post “Stroke Material” and present you with my stash of vintage Jantzen advertisements from the 30s, 40s, 50s and 60s. Sun-kissed beauties with Bettie Page smiles and space-age swimsuits – as well as a few clever parodies – after the jump.


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Post tags: Advertising, Fashion, Stroke Material, Ye Olde

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Kung Fu Monkey - 29 Jul 10



Cinnamon is waiting at PortlandDogXperts.com for someone to rescue her, after her star turn on the Leverage Season 3 finale. The madman Okie is still under contract to the TV show.

Deep Rivers Run Quiet: Ryan Francesconi?s ?Parables?

Coilhouse - 29 Jul 10


Photo by Ben Corrigan.

Ryan Francesconi‘s wonderful music has been lilting around the edges of my life since 1995 when I briefly worked together with him and Dan Cantrell in the Toids, an experimental folk group that riffed off various Eastern European idioms in tandem with Francesconi and Cantrell’s eclectic compositional styles. Back then, Francesconi was one seriously intimidating guitar/tambura/bouzouki shredder! He reveled in playing faster, smarter, better than anybody. He’s a shredder still, and no one can approximate his style… but over the years, wisdom seems to have smoothed over some of the sharper, more Malmsteinish edges of his virtuosity. Lately, the music he makes has deepened into an expression of something far more present, and pure.

Nowhere is this more apparent than on a quietly stunning record Francesconi released earlier this year, called Parables. A series of songs for solo acoustic guitar, it reflects his interest in American bluegrass, Bulgarian folk, jazz improvisation and Baroque lute music. Recorded live (no overdubs!), the music is graceful and green with nods of kinship to everyone from Nick Drake to Herman Hesse to the forests of the Pacific Northwest– which is where Francesconi lives when he’s not trotting the globe.

Speaking of– if you’re a fan of Joanna Newsom, the name Ryan Francesconi is probably already familiar to you, since he’s been one of her key players for several years, leading her live touring performers in the Ys Street Band and arranging/playing on just about every song on her new triple album, Have One On Me. They’re kicking off their summer West Coast tour of the States tonight in San Diego, California. Newsom had this to say about Parables:

“Ryan Francesconi is one of the most awe-inspiring musicians I’ve known. On “Parables,” he distills his many realms of artistry [...] into a beautifully minimalist, poetic, intricate, emotionally realized study of themes, variations, organic counterpoint, and such devastating forays into fractal-metric out-lands that it is nearly impossible to believe he’s picking those strings with just one hand. This is solo music that sounds like an ensemble, an ecstatic and measured reconciliation of West African / Balkan / Baroque / bluegrass influences, which ultimately resembles nothing I know.”

Pick up Parables on vinyl over at Drag City (they’re currently sold out of the CD), or in Mp3 format from CD Baby or iTunes.


Post tags: Events, Faboo, Music, Personal Style

Nick Cave Rewrites The Crow, Cillian Murphy to Star?

Coilhouse - 29 Jul 10

Nick Cave’s participation in the remake of the new Crow has been confirmed, and I’m finally starting to get excited. The Crow, a film based on James O’Barr’s eponymous comic book series, was a sort of holy grail to me and my darque little crew back in the early nineties. Unapologetically dramatic, The Crow had everything an angsty kid could want:  love, destruction, hot bloke in makeup, great villains, pretty girls. There was one year when I watched the film at least five times.

Now, I haven’t actually seen it in over ten years, for fear that it won’t hold up. I’m told it doesn’t. Still, the concept of a shiny new remake of my childhood/adolescence favorite is an uncomfortable one. Nostalgia and Brandon Lee’s death on the set veil The Crow in shimmery, inviolate mystery, and, had it been anyone other than Nick The Stripper doing the re-write, I would have probably shunned it. As things stand though, I think there’s reason to get at least a little fired up, especially with new rumors of Cillian Murphy possibly signing on to play Eric – almost as weird as casting Brandon Lee! If only Stephen Norrington could be replaced… Yes, then I can almost picture it. Until we know more, let us remember The Crow that once was. I leave you with a question: who would you cast as the ideal Eric?

The Crow is available on YouTube in its entirety.


Post tags: Comics, Fairy Tales, Film, Stroke Material, Surreal, Uber

Igor Oleynikov

Coilhouse - 29 Jul 10

A patchwork biography of Igor Oleynikov: Growing up in Lubertsy, Russia ? a small town outside of Moscow ? his entrance into the art world was at the Russian animation studio Soyuzmultfilm in 1979. Since 1986 he has been illustrating children’s books and has done 25 to date.

Children’s book illustration is a lot like veterinary school ? the common misconception being that medical school has a much higher barrier of entry, and yet the opposite is true. Children’s book illustration is a notoriously difficult nut to crack.

Oleynikov’s work is testament to the talent involved in the field. His paintings are lush and yet his tones are muted just enough to give everything a dream-like quality. In addition, they possess that air of danger and foreboding so often found in literature for young readers. Really, I could look at these all day. See more after the jump and even more here, here, and here.


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Post tags: Animation, Art, Russia

Cthulhu Cthursday: Arkham ? shit, I?m still only in Arkham

Ectoplasmosis - 29 Jul 10

When I found this last weekend, I watched it obsessively a number of times. It just seems right. Not exactly a vision of prophecy, but for a myth of collapse it will do?

Apocalypse -Cthulhu- Now by Cthulinos [Youtube]
Apocalypse Now intro – In case you’ve forgotten the visual pun [Youtube]


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