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T-shirt Of The Week #011: SCIENCE GANGSTER

TOTW is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each week in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt. Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and… well, once a week, here we are.

Through this website and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday… and it’ll die Sunday night — midnight UK time, more often than not. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at

Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #011: SCIENCE GANGSTER:


Available in many colours and sizes, including a reversed-out version for white tees.

We also offer a few perennial items. Including one of these, perfect for NASA buffs who need something larger than usual for pouring their booze into today:


(And also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)

Thank you for your kind attention.


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  1. nikolina nikolina

    now, if it can reach macedonia I would like to have one :]

  2. J J

    Am I the only one that thinks Space Bastard should be a consistent T-shirt? I may be saying this because I missed not only the original, but also return of the space bastard.
    <3 Space Bastard.

  3. mat mat

    Two of my favourite things! Was just about to order when the I though, ‘ooh, nice fucking coffee mug, I’ll grab me one of those…but shouldn’t the be a question mark?’ Not a criticism, per se, but if its a punctuation typo that’s going to be corrected I’ll wait until AFTERWARDS to order my fucking coffee mug…but the T becomes mine today!

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