Conan! What Is Best In Life?
January 30th, 2010 | Work
AUGH CHRIST NO GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF THERE GET YOUR FINGERS OUT OF THERE
What is best in life? That moment when your too-curious friend takes their goddamn fingers out of there, I would imagine.

You know, my Internet tolerance is pretty high, but I should really know better than to read Conan posts durring dinner.
WHY did I look? WHY? I’ll tell you why, I missed “Conan” in the title.
Oh dear god. Not even gloves.
And I thought the pasta I ate went down nicely.
Oh, that’s so tame compared to your usual, Warren. And it’s great for “docking”!
Goodness. I don’t even HAVE one of those, and that looks uncomfortable. 0.o;
Thank you, Warren- for increasing the amount of stuff that I kind of wish I didn’t know. ^^;
I love how this is categorized as “Work”.
We laughed our asses off… then had to try to re-attach. Classic!
ARRGGG!…Oh god make it stop…
My expression remains as it was when I first saw the picture. It’s the ‘holding back vomit’ look that everyone has at James Blunt gigs. Damn you.
I always look and I’m always sorry.
Via another site, I just came across the Tumblr of the owner and publisher of BMEzine and I’m having a little trouble putting the two together. Then again, I’m pretty old.
SFW and far, far from gagworthy: http://sickinlove.tumblr.com/
circumcision might help.
You know… I remember basically crawling out of my chair in horror the first time I saw a Conan post. That one didn’t even make me twitch, and I can’t really say it was any less unwholesome. I’m pretty sure you’ve succeeded in destroying the last of my humanity, Ellis.
Christ, I really should know better by now…dear god, the veins…