Received Goods 12jan10

January 12th, 2010 | received goods

I received this today. I am not sure why. I am slightly afraid of it. It looks kind of contagious.

assgoblins

I must read it immediately.

Here’s an Amazon link to it, and here’s some back cover text…

It’s Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.

In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.

While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won’t be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids…


13 Responses to “Received Goods 12jan10”

  1. You think receiving that book is bad—try having the author come up to you and say, “You were the inspiration for my writing. I wanted you to have this,” and then whipping out a copy of ASS-GOBLINS.

    Also, check out the author photo. Worth the price of admission!

  2. Holy shit

  3. 0.o;

    Wow.

    uhm.

    There should be a Captain America comic where he punches ass goblins.

    or not.

  4. I have got to read it, its like Space Pirates meets the Nazis, with added goo.

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  6. Good god, I love the bizarros. I, for one, cannot wait for the next blog installment of Pierce’s WIP, The Killer Koalas of Crampstown.

  7. …what?
    This description is up on Amazon? Awesome.

  8. Is Cameron Pierce on twitter?

  9. The Bizarros are certainly the most entertaining group out now. I remmeber reading Carlton Mellik’s Baby Jesus Butt Plug and thinking that I had finally found my gross-out threshold.

  10. W? T? F? I hope you will report. I won’t go to Amazon.

  11. Auschwitz is not now and can never be made funny. This is wrong on too many levels to count.

  12. ass goblins has a facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Ass-Goblins-of-Auschwitz/155177053604?ref=nf

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