Received Goods 12jan10

I received this today. I am not sure why. I am slightly afraid of it. It looks kind of contagious.

assgoblins

I must read it immediately.

Here’s an Amazon link to it, and here’s some back cover text…

It’s Monty Python meets Nazi exploitation in a surreal nightmare as can only be imagined by Bizarro author Cameron Pierce.

In a land where black snow falls in the shape of swastikas, there exists a nightmarish prison camp known as Auschwitz. It is run by a fascist, flatulent race of aliens called the Ass Goblins, who travel in apple-shaped spaceships to abduct children from the neighboring world of Kidland. Prisoners 999 and 1001 are conjoined twin brothers forced to endure the sadistic tortures of these ass-shaped monsters. To survive, they must eat kid skin and work all day constructing bicycles and sex dolls out of dead children.

While the Ass Goblins become drunk on cider made from fermented children, the twins plot their escape. But it won’t be easy. They must overcome toilet toads, cockrats, ass dolls, and the surgical experiments that are slowly mutating them into goblin-child hybrids…

13 thoughts on “Received Goods 12jan10”

  1. You think receiving that book is bad—try having the author come up to you and say, “You were the inspiration for my writing. I wanted you to have this,” and then whipping out a copy of ASS-GOBLINS.

    Also, check out the author photo. Worth the price of admission!

  2. The Bizarros are certainly the most entertaining group out now. I remmeber reading Carlton Mellik’s Baby Jesus Butt Plug and thinking that I had finally found my gross-out threshold.

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