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T-shirt Of The Week #008: SCROTUMPUNK

TOTW is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each week in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt. Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and… well, once a week, here we are.

Through this website and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday… and it’ll die Sunday night — midnight UK time, more often than not. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at

HOWEVER, THIS WEEK: it’ll run ’til next Monday, as we’ve been running late today due to my being in London for meetings. Okay?

This one needs some explaining. I once opined on Twitter that the word "scrotum" ruins everything. And proved it by providing the helpful example "scrotumpunk." And then, um…

…I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #008: SCROTUMPUNK:


We also offer a couple of perennial items. Mostly because I wanted one of these for myself:


(And also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)

Thank you for your kind attention.


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  1. Best.Ever

  2. How long until BoingBoing posts about it?

  3. Hehehehe , this one’s really good , Warren , can’t wait for the next ones .

  4. JackKing JackKing

    I may actually buy this one.

  5. Gonzoe Gonzoe

    maybe it’s just me, but since the terms cyberpunk and steampunk imply that humans are powered by cybernetics and steam, respectively, wouldn’t it mean that scrotumpunk is a designation for people powered by scrotums? the design shown is more of a steamscrotum idea which, while interesting, i think falls short of a world powered by testicles and semen.

    i now sit, awaiting the true designs of a scrotumpunk universe.

    i’m also an invalid.

  6. MikeHdz MikeHdz

    These tshirts never disappoint. My space bastard shirt from a few weeks ago was stolen from my mail. Does anyone know if there is any recourse if I want to order a new one?

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