Received Goods 8dec09

December 9th, 2009 | received goods

Oops, bit late with this, so I’m backdating it to before midnight, haha. Fuck the future.

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I came across this book a few months back, and was reminded of it yesterday. CYCLONOPEDIA: Complicity with Anonymous Materials, by Reza Negarestani. So I did a little look, and found the website. And, if the author will forgive me, here’s the entire, mental description of the book:

The Middle East is a sentient entity – it is alive!’ concludes renegade Iranian archeologist Dr. Hamid Parsani, before disappearing under mysterious circumstances. The disordered notes he leaves behind testify to an increasingly deranged preoccupation with oil as the ’lubricant’ of historical and political narratives.

An American woman arrives in Istanbul to meet a pseudonymous online acquaintance who never arrives. Discovering a strange manuscript in her hotel room, she follows up its cryptic clues only to discover more plot-holes, and begins to wonder whether her friend was a fictional quantity all along. Meanwhile, as the War on Terror escalates, the US is dragged into an asymmetrical engagement with occultures whose principles are ancient, obscure, and saturated in oil. It is as if war itself is feeding upon the warmachines, leveling cities into the desert, seducing the aggressors into the dark heart of oil …

At once a horror fiction, a work of speculative theology, an atlas of demonology, a political samizdat and a philosophic grimoire, Cyclonopedia is work of theory-fiction on the Middle East, where horror is restlessly heaped upon horror. Reza Negarestani bridges the appalling vistas of contemporary world politics and the War on Terror with the archeologies of the Middle East and the natural history of the Earth itself. Cyclonopedia is a middle-eastern Odyssey, populated by archeologists, jihadis, oil smugglers, Delta Force officers, heresiarchs, corpses of ancient gods and other puppets. The journey to the Underworld begins with petroleum basins and the rotting Sun, continuing along the tentacled pipelines of oil, and at last unfolding in the desert, where monotheism meets the Earth’s tarry dreams of insurrection against the Sun.

After reading that, I decided that I needed a copy — I mean, christ, wouldn’t you? — and it arrived today. I intend to get into this over Xmas, with a bottle of wine and Xela playing through noise-cancelling earbuds while my family spend a day trying to kill each other over possession of the tv remote.

11 Responses to “Received Goods 8dec09”

  1. This book’s been waiting for me on my work desk for the past three months. One day, I will conquer it.

  2. This book sounds like utter madness. I don’t think I’ve read a description of a book that sounded that purposely strange since Pataphysics: the Poetics of an Imaginary Science by Christian Bok. Not that these books sound at all alike.

  3. I read this during my first few months here in China. I haven’t read a book that’s been this much of a mindfuck in ages.

  4. Thanks for the heads up! I just saw this book listed in Artforum best of 2009.

  5. That’s completely mad, and it’s now on my wish list

  6. Your time-traveling post crushed a tiny butterfly in the past and now we’re all fucked. When oil demons eat us all unopposed because the hurricane that was supposed to protect the chosen defender of humanity doesn’t occur due to lack of hurricane-causing butterflies, we all know who to blame. Stop tampering with the timeline, I’m getting sick of living in Hitler-dominated worlds just because you have arbitrary deadlines to meet. Asshole.

  7. This book sounds like utter madness.

  8. *shakes fist at Ellis* Dammit! That is the weirdest description I’ve ever read. My backlog is already longer than the remainder of my life. (Which is why we all need Cane’s Law: You don’t get to die until you’ve read everything you want to read!)

  9. Thanks for reminding me of Reza Negarestani. First came across (and later published) him as the only theorist capable of grappling with the work of the even more insane Kenji Siratori. You’ll like this: http://www.3ammagazine.com/litarchives/2005/oct/technodrome.shtml

  10. I suggest you add the fourth volume of Urbanomic’s philosophy journal Collpase to your Christmas reading list as well. This volume is on concept horror. Thomas Ligotti, China Mieville and Negarestani have terrific essays in it.

    Here (http://www.ghostwoods.com/2009/08/concept-horror-340/) and here http://blog.urbanomic.com/urbanomic/archives/2009/09/collapse_volume.html

  11. [...] Warren Ellis comes this link to Reza Negarestani’s Cyclonopedia, which looks to be a massively [...]


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PauseTalk Tonight

Jean Snow - 05 Sep 10

Just your friendly neighborly reminder that this month’s PauseTalk (Vol. 44) happens tonight (September 6) at Cafe Pause, with the usual start time of 20:00 (and the cafe reserved from 19:30). As previously mentioned, I’ll bring out the magazines from last month’s SNOW Magazine Cafe, for anyone who didn’t get at chance to check out the event.

Wired Type Missteps

Jean Snow - 05 Sep 10

Wired on iPad

Just over a week ago the latest issue of Wired (September 2010) was released for iPad, and as I’ve done for all issues released for the device so far, I immediately bought it. Yes, despite the less-than-perfect way they’ve handled the digital conversion of the magazine, I’ve been enjoying the magazine, not only because of its nice price — for us Tokyo expats that is, although I still want an even cheaper subscription option — but also because I like the way it reads, and the way the material is presented (and those videos have been quite good too).

BUT, I was pretty surprised at some rather ridiculous flubs in the latest issue, both cases tied to the use of type. First example, pictured above, is an entire story — which also happens to be part of the issue’s cover story, “The Web is Dead,” which means it’s long — presented as white text on a red background. Really? Did anyone at Wired actually try reading the article after it was set in those colors? My eyes were practically in tears by the time I got to the end.

Wired on iPad

Next up was the use of type too tiny to read. The image above shows said article in landscape mode, and that “Buried” piece is where you encounter the problem — interestingly (if that’s the right word) enough, if you change it to portrait mode, it’s the page’s other article that becomes barely readable.

The big issue here is that these problems are tied to the fact that you can’t change type size in the magazine. So far it hasn’t been an issue for me because all previously issues were formatted in a way that made all text very readable on the iPad screen. I can appreciate that adjustable type size would ruin layouts, and I do like the layouts we’re offered in the magazine, but you can’t sacrifice readability just to make sure a column fits somewhere, or to attain a certain aesthetic (in the case of white type on red).

IT?S FUSTY IN HERE!

William Gibson - 05 Sep 10

As the London Times recently said of my living room, though you probably didn’t see that, as it’s behind their subscription wall. Had to check the definition. Hope they meant more “markedly old-fashioned” than “rotten”.

Starting tomorrow on the 36-day pre-Canadian leg of the Zero History tour. US and UK schedules are behind the button on this site’s front page. The subsequent Canadian dates (all in October, save for Nov 1 in Victoria BC) are behind the modest blue link on that schedule page.

Have not been blogging for quite a while, hence the fustiness, due mainly to the sublime ease of Twitter, whereon I am @GreatDismal and quite annoyingly posty.

Hope to get a bit of a breeze through here, with the constant traveling and all.

Sunday Supplemental: Aqua Team Hunger Fortress 2

Ectoplasmosis - 05 Sep 10

One of the more successful Team Fortress 2 video mini-memes is the Dr. Weird dub. With audio taken from animated shorts preceding episodes of the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, the new animations (done with TF2 character models in Source Filmmaker) are short, simple, and funny. I post this as an introductory demonstration of the versatility of the game assets, and the ingenuity of the fan community. Enjoy.

Previously:
Meet the Team


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Marcel the Shell With Shoes On

Coilhouse - 04 Sep 10

An animated short of MAXIMUM MEMEWORTHY ADORABLENESS, directed by Dean Fleischer-Camp. (“I am a director and an editor. And I literally got a college degree in making movies! You believe that? A COLLEGE DEGREE. College for movies? Hah! Can you beat it? I don’t think so– movies are the best!”) He is made of awesome. Go check out his website RITE NAO.

Marcel the Shell is voiced (“untreated and unenhanced”) by Jenny Slate– yes, the very same Jenny who dropped an F-Bomb during the live taping of her SNL debut. Prepare to squee your pants.


Post tags: Animation, Memes, Silly-looking types

Katy Perry's Illuminati, MK-Ultra Commercial

jwz - 04 Sep 10

The Vigilant Citizen is one of the world's finest blogs.

This commercial intended for German television has it all: checkerboard patterns everywhere, transhumanism, deshumanization, mind control, alter-personalities, Marilyn Monroe (the original Monarch sex kitten), the colors white, black and red, etc.

"We love to entertain you". In other words, this is the kind the stuff that is supposed to entertain you.

Oh, it does. It does.

Trooper lovins

jwz - 04 Sep 10

Prepare Thyself For? THE EXORSISTER!

Coilhouse - 04 Sep 10

Holy balls, kids. HOLY. BALLS.

These are stills from a clip of one seriously wackypants “Japanese punk rock Exorcist homage” called (appropriately enough) The Exorsister. It comes to us courtesy of the ever-terrifying and wondrous Weird Shit Magnet that is Dogmeat, who says “I’m laughing, because this is one clip where even I ask myself ‘Where do you get these?’ Stick around for the octopus attack… as if you would turn this off!”

Definitely not safe for work. Click the collection of stills above… IF YOUR DARE.


Post tags: Cyberpunk, Fetish, Grrrl, Horror, Japan, Madness, Punk, Sexuality, Silly-looking types

mixtape 093

jwz - 04 Sep 10

Please enjoy jwz mixtape 093.

Some of these videos don't play, because all extant copies on Youtube are marked "embedding disabled". I even tried re-uploading them, and the fabulously evil content-ID system re-fucked the new copies too. So, the copyright holders would rather you not become familiar with the work of the artists whom they purportedly represent. Oh well.

Lilofee

jwz - 04 Sep 10