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T-Shirt Of The Week #007: I ATE THE BABY

TOTW is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each week in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt. Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and… well, once a week, here we are.

Through this website and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday… and it’ll die Sunday night — midnight UK time, more often than not. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at

Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #007: I ATE THE BABY:

4165323988_291d5ecff2_o (apologies to the spinning ghost of William Carlos Williams, yes)

We also offer a couple of perennial items. Mostly because I wanted one of these for myself:


(And also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)

Thank you for your kind attention.


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  1. Sveinung Sjåstad Sveinung Sjåstad

    …and I thought this finally absolved the dingo, until I remembered that book.
    Too bad, but also quite good.

  2. lol.creative writing club did an excercise on this,i replaced it with sacrificial hearts to Anubis,and “it was so delicious,and so steamy”.

  3. This one’s definet…well, you know what I was about to write! Daaaark humor. Congrats!

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  6. Jim Jim

    “and so cold”

    No wonder I got brain freeze.

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