20 Responses to “Things I Do Not Want For Xmas”

1. DMc- December 1st, 2009 at 11:03 am

   She’s got pretty eyes.

2. Random- December 1st, 2009 at 11:23 am

   Mine had worms…

3. Touchdown Tommy- December 1st, 2009 at 11:40 am

   Plastic dog anus!

4. Tek- December 1st, 2009 at 12:26 pm

   Wait. Is this a sex toy? I don’t get it.

5. Tek- December 1st, 2009 at 12:27 pm

   *looking at it some more* Is this a sex toy for guys with pencil dicks?

6. Stefan Jones- December 1st, 2009 at 1:13 pm

   Maybe it is for collecting semen from stud dogs?

   I hope.

7. Spencer- December 1st, 2009 at 1:26 pm

   http://www.alibaba.com/product-free/11743738/Dog_Sex_Toy.html

   It is… making me sad.

8. Nick Novitski- December 1st, 2009 at 1:46 pm

   PVC? What’s the point if it doesn’t have that Authentic Furry Feel(tm)?

9. Ollie- December 1st, 2009 at 2:33 pm

   Pretty eyes, perhaps. Sad, haunted eyes, absolutely.

10. diello- December 1st, 2009 at 3:53 pm

    No…
    Really???
    REALLY??????
    Also, damn. That’s one tight squeeze.

11. Mike Cane- December 1st, 2009 at 6:14 pm

    OMG. It’s from Japan, isn’t it? Now you’ve started me imagining what other models and shapes there must be. Must go soak head in soapy water. If not gin.

12. aequidens- December 1st, 2009 at 7:06 pm

    I came all the way from my rss reader to comment on this.
    (And thanks to you for making me look at this, you fucking bastard.)

13. Stefan Jones- December 1st, 2009 at 11:09 pm

    Jeeze. Look at the site Spencer posted. a) It’s made by a medical model manufacturer, which is kind of spooky, b) “Minimum order 50 pieces.”

    I wonder whose idea it was that a cocker spaniel was the breed of choice for interspecies boffing.

14. redwards- December 1st, 2009 at 11:37 pm

    Wow, one more reason to be glad I don’t have a cock: I’ll never have to have an inkling of understanding as to WHY I’d want to stick tender parts into THAT.

15. Elliot Mears- December 2nd, 2009 at 5:07 am

    Okay. I’m pretty sure I kept the receipt…

16. timmmmayy- December 3rd, 2009 at 1:20 am

    I’m gunna need more than 50. Oh moma!

17. Ronin- December 3rd, 2009 at 1:36 am

    For sale, one dog shaped receptacle. Slightly used.

18. cheesewizz- December 3rd, 2009 at 4:38 pm

    It’s a sex toy FOR dogs not bestiality fetishists. Basically if you have a horny lil dog you give him this to hump instead of your leg or a cushion.

19. darby- December 5th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    *blink*
    *blink*

20. John Roberson- December 8th, 2009 at 10:58 pm

    Now I must never sleep, for there will be no escape from this in my dreams.