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  1. DMc


    She’s got pretty eyes.

  2. Random


    Mine had worms…

  3. Touchdown Tommy

    Touchdown Tommy

    Plastic dog anus!

  4. Tek


    Wait. Is this a sex toy? I don’t get it.

  5. Tek


    *looking at it some more* Is this a sex toy for guys with pencil dicks?

  6. Maybe it is for collecting semen from stud dogs?

    I hope.

  7. PVC? What’s the point if it doesn’t have that Authentic Furry Feel(tm)?

  8. Pretty eyes, perhaps. Sad, haunted eyes, absolutely.

  9. No…
    Also, damn. That’s one tight squeeze.

  10. OMG. It’s from Japan, isn’t it? Now you’ve started me imagining what other models and shapes there must be. Must go soak head in soapy water. If not gin.

  11. aequidens


    I came all the way from my rss reader to comment on this.
    (And thanks to you for making me look at this, you fucking bastard.)

  12. Jeeze. Look at the site Spencer posted. a) It’s made by a medical model manufacturer, which is kind of spooky, b) “Minimum order 50 pieces.”

    I wonder whose idea it was that a cocker spaniel was the breed of choice for interspecies boffing.

  13. redwards


    Wow, one more reason to be glad I don’t have a cock: I’ll never have to have an inkling of understanding as to WHY I’d want to stick tender parts into THAT.

  14. Elliot Mears

    Elliot Mears

    Okay. I’m pretty sure I kept the receipt…

  15. timmmmayy


    I’m gunna need more than 50. Oh moma!

  16. Ronin


    For sale, one dog shaped receptacle. Slightly used.

  17. cheesewizz


    It’s a sex toy FOR dogs not bestiality fetishists. Basically if you have a horny lil dog you give him this to hump instead of your leg or a cushion.

  18. darby



  19. Now I must never sleep, for there will be no escape from this in my dreams.

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