WARREN ELLIS is a graphic novelist and author of the NYT best-selling novel GUN MACHINE. His graphic novel GLOBAL FREQUENCY is being developed for television by Jerry Bruckheimer and FOX. He is the writer of the graphic novel RED, adapted into the film starring Bruce Willis and Helen Mirren. His next book is NORMAL from FSG.
Things I Do Not Want For Xmas
Published December 1, 2009 by Warren Ellis
(thanks to Andrew Ducker for making me look at this, you fucking bastard)