20 thoughts on “Things I Do Not Want For Xmas”

  1. Jeeze. Look at the site Spencer posted. a) It’s made by a medical model manufacturer, which is kind of spooky, b) “Minimum order 50 pieces.”

    I wonder whose idea it was that a cocker spaniel was the breed of choice for interspecies boffing.

  2. Wow, one more reason to be glad I don’t have a cock: I’ll never have to have an inkling of understanding as to WHY I’d want to stick tender parts into THAT.

  3. It’s a sex toy FOR dogs not bestiality fetishists. Basically if you have a horny lil dog you give him this to hump instead of your leg or a cushion.

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