T-Shirt Of The Week #005: HEALTH

TOTW is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each week in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt. Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and… well, once a week, here we are.

Through this website and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday… and it’ll die Sunday night — midnight UK time, more often than not. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at http://www.cafepress.com/electrophonic.

Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #005: HEALTH:


We also offer a couple of perennial items. Mostly because I wanted one of these for myself:


(And also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)

Thank you for your kind attention.


15 thoughts on “T-Shirt Of The Week #005: HEALTH”

  1. This shirt touches the very core of the issue. It takes longer than 15 seconds to read, and will therefore be dismissed as egghead bull shit by most viewers. But when did that stop us?

  2. Damn you, Ellis.

    I bought the “Space Bastard” and Apron for some married friends of ours, and now you do the Health Care t-shirt, just as I’m about to leave the US for the Netherlands.

    Are you trying to bankrupt me or something?

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