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T-shirt Of The Week 003: FUCKABLE ZOMBIE

TOTW is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each week in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt. Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and… well, once a week, here we are.

Through this website and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday… and it’ll die Sunday night — midnight UK time, more often than not. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at

Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #003: FUCKABLE ZOMBIE:


We also offer a couple of perennial items. Mostly because I wanted one of these for myself:


(And also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)

Thank you for your kind attention.


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  1. Priscilla Priscilla

    This inspired my partner and I to have a long discussion about fucking zombies: how to do it safely, etc. We concluded that oral sex is right out: it gives a whole different slant to the phrase “eating pussy.” But if you bend a zombie over and hold it firmly by the back of the neck…

  2. Anyone considering having intercourse with a zombie should be warned that it’s only worth it as either 1) a dare or 2) for the desperately lonely

    physical strength is a must to restrain the zombie, and be sure to wash yourself afterwards.

    Please do not fornicate with the undead in the workplace as it not covered by your company’s OH&S insurance policy.

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