Dogs Are Destroying The Planet And Killing Us All

November 7th, 2009 | researchmaterial

I told you. I told you all. The Dog is the Enemy of the Human. But you wouldn’t believe me. Now look.

…dogs have a greater eco-footprint than gas-guzzling SUVs.

See? SEE?

8 Responses to “Dogs Are Destroying The Planet And Killing Us All”

  1. please tell me that cats are even worse so we can get rid of those flea bags

  2. See? This is why I have cats.

  3. Yes, yes, dog’s are the devil’s whores, but cows do more to kill the planet and it’s inhabitants than dogs do. Their meat poisons us and their flatulence poisons the air! Do you eat the meat of the cow, Warren??? DO YOU????? Ellis, thy name is hypocrite! Just kidding. Have a drunk day!

  4. Further in the article it states that they aren’t counting the emissions of either dogs or SUVs. This is not, how do you say…. ‘science’.

  5. But it IS… how you say… MAD.

  6. Yeah. We domesticated them, so…
    That’s an argument to be had if this article was, in any way, not a piece of fluffy, reactionary crap.

  7. bwahahahahaha! this bit’s so funny: ‘As the New Scientist notes, “cat excrement is particularly toxic” and has been known to cause brain disease in sea otters off the California coast.’ bwarharharharhar! *can’tstoplaughing*

  8. That’s it, I’m getting my ELECTRIC ANIMAL right now. I knew Phil K. Dick was right when he introduced those awesome electro-pets in “DO ANDROIDS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP?”