T-Shirt Of The Week #002: HUMAN BACON

November 2nd, 2009 | Work

TOTW is basically a joke that Ariana and I pull each week in our joint guise as the International Electrophonic Unit. Basically, we take some of the stupider things I’ve said on Twitter and elsewhere, often in a state of extreme alcoholic refreshment or severe sleep deprivation, and put them on a t-shirt. Ariana set up a Cafe Press store (because this is a joke and engaging with a serious maker of t-shirts would be less funny to us), and… well, once a week, here we are.

Through this website and this Cafe Press store, we’re going to release one t-shirt a week. It’ll go live on Monday… and it’ll die Sunday night — midnight UK time, more often than not. Each one lives for a week, and then it’s replaced by the next week’s shirt. Until I either run out of dumb ideas or Ariana’s brain explodes.

So, every Monday, I’ll post the new shirt here, and you can peer at it more at http://www.cafepress.com/electrophonic.

Anyway. I present to you T-Shirt Of The Week #002: HUMAN BACON:

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We also offer a couple of perennial items. Mostly because I wanted one of these for myself:

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(And also a MAN COOK MEAT WITH FIRE "splatter-shield", because Ariana’s crazy)

Thank you for your kind attention.

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THE CLOCK IS TICKING.


9 Responses to “T-Shirt Of The Week #002: HUMAN BACON”

  1. I demand a dolphin burger shirt!

    I want a damned dolphin burger!

  2. There’s something about this phrase being offered on a baby bib that is particularly disturbing.

  3. Have you considered putting these same graphics on [bumper] stickers? I’m not much for graphical tshirts these days, but I do want me some human bacon

  4. […] author — is now offering a weekly T-Shirt feature as well. This is the second week of “T-Shirt of the Week“. Each week one of the “stupider things” Ellis has said on Twitter or elsewhere […]

  5. This is an absolutely brilliant idea, Warren.

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  7. Logging a request for a “I want to eat a swan burger…is that so wrong?” apron/splattershield. I live on the banks of the Thames, and the thought is so strong I can’t focus anymore.

  8. […] designs are available for one week only and while one might think I enjoy his second week’s (I Want Human Bacon) over this one- honestly no the first shirt is just a […]

  9. loving that there is a “human bacon” baby bib available…big seller warren?