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  1. …what the hell am I looking at?

  2. It’s… a vampire fleshlight… hidden in a tallboy? Dear mother of god the end is now really… really.. nigh..

  3. Bernie Crowshit

    Bernie Crowshit

    See this is what you get for the creepy mrs. Mcdonald picture you subjected us to

  4. That video is incredibly misleading.. Also, soft, tiny teeth don’t really lend themselves to the whole Vampire mythos.
    On the other hand, I’ve just found my Halloween costume! Have it!

  5. Rob

    Rob

    I saw this a day or two ago, and am pissed that I didn’t send it to you first. Still as horrifying as the first time.

  6. And all of a sudden… I know who I’m going to be for Halloween.

  7. Rob

    Rob

    TWILIGHT RUINED FUCKING A POUNDER CAN FULL OF SILICONE GOO!

  8. joseph leroux

    joseph leroux

    mmmpppffrrhahahahahaa!
    “mom? i just got daddy’s christmas gift!”

  9. Adrian

    Adrian

    Vampire blowjobs… This can only be win if there is a hidden beartrap–I mean, that’s WHY you’d fantasize about bloodsucking undead, right? To have your vein-filled junk gnawed off…

  10. This is especially funny because I just stumbled on the forgotten ’70s classic film GAYRACULA.

    Yes, GAYRACULA.

    I’ll say it one more time for good measure. GAYRACULA.

    In which he fights his arch enemy, the Marquis de Suede.

    THE MARQUIS DE SUEDE.

  11. Angel

    Angel

    I am not at all surprised at seeing this after BUKAKE!

  12. greggvl

    greggvl

    Ah yes, Gayracula. I first saw this film on a 13″ CRT in an artists’ enclave tucked into the mountains of a Cherokee reservation. The firewater was flowing freely and mere minutes before I had been pulled by my Halloween costume into a bathroom to make out with someone whose name or face I never caught.

    The nude dance scene complete with 4th-grade boy farting sound effects is enough to make the purchase of this film worthwhile.

  13. Mmmm…GAYRACULA should make an (re)appearance in WITCH DOCTOR, Brandon.

  14. Sarah Deaton

    Sarah Deaton

    *points* *laughs*

  15. Clayton

    Clayton

    I call foul play! I’ve had cockula tattooed on my foot for nearly 5 years now! i demand a piece of this pie! if they produce a frankenpussy one too i’m getting a lawyer! exclamation!

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