NOT At Wizard World Toronto Comic Con 2010

October 14th, 2009 | about warren ellis/contact/events

Apparently Wizard are running ads in their magazines like this one, which a friend found in Toy Fare today:

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The strong implication, of course, being that I’m going to be a guest at this convention.

First I’ve fucking heard of it.

I’m presuming this is some kind of impossibly convoluted but innocent mistake, as opposed to "well, if we just SAY Warren Ellis is showing up, then he’ll HAVE to." But I’ve had no contact from Wizard World about this or any other show, so, god knows what actually happened for this to have somehow gotten printed…

Anyway. I’m not attending this show, nor any other Wizard World show, in 2010. In fact, right now, I have no plans to attend any comics convention in 2010.

21 Responses to “NOT At Wizard World Toronto Comic Con 2010”

  1. I think it may just be a corporate buzz word. Like Xtream or Synergy and now Warren Ellis.

  2. Hm. A serious fuck-up indeed. Hopefully, it’ll work itself out and Warren will be phoned by the staff.

  3. […] I’ve fucking heard of it,” Ellis writes this morning on his blog. “I’m presuming this is some kind of impossibly convoluted but innocent mistake, as […]

  4. Kind of like when Emimen printed a flyer implying that Insane Clown Posse would appear at his release party. And we all know how well that worked out.

  5. You could always send the Robot Head Of Warren Ellis.

  6. Or go the week before. Stay in the hotel, leave angry messages to the convention staff wondering where the hell they are.

  7. Glad I heard it here before I had a chance to get my hopes up. I will never forgive myself for failing to steal the price of admission to Ellis’ last Toronto appearance.

  8. Just, you know, for the record…: *sadface

    -signed, All Of Toronto

  9. Highly doubt it was an innocent mistake. Sounds more like continued Shamus scumbaggery to me. Pimping your name to get people to come to the show.

  10. Actually the people who ran the only Toronto Appearance in over a decade of the inestimable Mr Warren Ellis sold their convention to the people behind Wizard World and they may have run the image and name as a way of saying “We had him here before wait until you see who we kidnap er bushwhack er get to show up next!” Just an idea.

  11. […] Paradise Con) at March 26-28, 2010. However, a picture of Warren Ellis floating at the bottom does NOT mean he’ll be at the show, asl Ellis blogged: First I’ve fucking heard of […]

  12. I think it’s safe to say that a lot of Cons do this.
    have a big name to pull, then when the time comes, post on the website that “there was a scheduling conflict”.

    Wizard has been doing shady things with their comic conventions lately.
    Sorry they had to involve you, Warren.

  13. Seems kind of hard to write this off as a mistake. “Whoops, we accidentally inserted a single picture of a high-profile creator into our ad - the only person in the whole fucking ad who isn’t an illustrated fictional character - and failed to notice it. We, uh, thought it was an especially good rendering of the Beast.”

  14. YES
    I know the larger yellow box has a printed shadow—-but the photos shadow relates to the light source visible in the upper right? It also is placed in a VERY non graphically pleasing manner overlapping the purple frame unlike any other element- also it appears to be crinkled along the lower edge.

  15. This implies we are free to get some money together to get a few Warren Ellis lookalike bikers together and send them there, yes?

  16. I’ve never heard of Wizard World, but yeah, sounds like a low-blow. I also heard through the grapevine that it was a mock-up ad and that the printer was sent the wrong file, but come on… does the designer have *that* lousy a filing system?!?
    Hope this badly run con doesn’t curb your thoughts on other better-run cons.

  17. […] been viewed as exaggerated, and announced guests have pulled out (including at least one who was never actually booked at all). Meanwhile, major publishers like Marvel, DC, Dark Horse and Image have ceased to have official […]

  18. You attending would be the only reason to even consider going to this.

  19. […] been viewed as exaggerated, and announced guests have pulled out (including at least one who was never actually booked at all). Meanwhile, major publishers like Marvel, DC, Dark Horse and Image have ceased to have official […]

  20. Bloody shame. Their website says Jiminez will be there, so that explains the Astonishing X-Men art, but throwing up Ellis’ picture is a pretty embarassing fuck up on their part.

  21. So does that mean your schedule is free for 2010??

    In that case let me be the first to invite you along to BICS 2010 in Birmingham UK next Septmeber.

    If you are interested in attending please email us at: info@thecomicsshow.co.uk

    We’d love to have you along to the UK’s largest comic show and we’d only announce you if your were 100% confirmed! :-)

    all the best

    Shane


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Short Answer:  divide it.

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Baghdad_Ethnic_2007_late_smThe reason for this is it broke the dynamics of the open source insurgency in ways the US and Iraqi government's COIN efforts could not.  First, it created a permanent split between Sunni and Shiite insurgent groups/militias.  Coopetition ended.  Second, it motivated large Shiite militias to start an ethnic cleansing of Sunni areas.  This put acute pressure on Sunni guerrilla groups who were too small (by design to avoid US counter-pressure) to defend themselves against large militias operating in the open.  The result was an opening, very close to the one I described in my 2005 NYTimes OpEd, that allowed the US to convert Sunni guerrilla groups into militias that were not loyal to the central government (in direct contradiction to its COIN manual).   

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