Conan! What Is Best In Life?
October 12th, 2009 | researchmaterial
Or not, frankly.
Note: “Conan!” links are rarely safe for conservative workplaces or your belief in human nature.
October 12th, 2009 | researchmaterial
Or not, frankly.
Note: “Conan!” links are rarely safe for conservative workplaces or your belief in human nature.
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Oh good god, WHY?!
my eyeees!!
they burn!!
It appears that Conan has had sex with a Post-Punk Oceanid. I think Conan, as opposed to me (a cubical worker), has a ready grasp of what is best in life.
Why would you do such a thing to a labia?! WHY?!?!
My immediate thought was “how the hell does she keep that shaved so neatly?”
I think my priorities might be in the incorrect order.
I’ve missed these Conan!-posts. Somehow they tend to lift my faith in humanity.