Conan! What Is Best In Life?

October 12th, 2009 | researchmaterial

"Weighted tentacle labia!"

Or not, frankly.

Note: “Conan!” links are rarely safe for conservative workplaces or your belief in human nature.

(Previously, on "Conan! What Is Best In Life?")


6 Responses to “Conan! What Is Best In Life?”

  1. Oh good god, WHY?!

  2. my eyeees!!
    they burn!!

  3. It appears that Conan has had sex with a Post-Punk Oceanid. I think Conan, as opposed to me (a cubical worker), has a ready grasp of what is best in life.

  4. Why would you do such a thing to a labia?! WHY?!?!

  5. My immediate thought was “how the hell does she keep that shaved so neatly?”

    I think my priorities might be in the incorrect order.

  6. I’ve missed these Conan!-posts. Somehow they tend to lift my faith in humanity.