WIRED UK: Column 07
October 8th, 2009 | Work
While I seem to have suffered from somewhat overmedicated subeditors more than usual, here it is, my most recent WIRED UK column, from the issue that came out in print today:
Listen, I know there’s a recession on and that by Christmas we’re all going to be living in Cormac McCarthy’s The Road and viewing infants as a renewable, organically-farmed food source, but I really need to borrow 8,000 Yankee dollars. Just hear me out.
I want to launch a TubeSat…




I’m sure 8,000 people would donate US$1 to you. Where are you going to get the parts for the death ray?
I LOL’ed at the “See also” link after the article.
> See also
> How to survive a terrorist attack, part one
I wonder if a live human chose it, or if it was a too smart program that did it.
The question that’s poking the back of my lobe right now is how dose one fit such a devistating ion spewing fun cannon into a pringles tube, and more to the point are there people hard at work on this problem.
The things is, Warren, this post might be as important as Clarke’s about geostationary satellites. Stop and think of what a satellite-blinding weapon this would make if all of those wee things set off EMP pulses or sun-like several-second blinding flashes.
I wouldn’t be surprised at all if this gets translated into Chinese.
I can see the CIA one day mentioning in a report something called The Ellis Weapon.