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  1. eain


    Owned. ;)

  2. Gus Gonzales

    Gus Gonzales

    Made my day. Godspeed y’all.

  3. Nojh


    You got to admit they definitely captured some of your essence.

  4. Sam Beaven

    Sam Beaven

    Hahaha, awesome.

    I just got ATTENTION SCUM: hahaha suffer

    Which I think sums up your artistic message rather well.

  5. Templesmith


    I made a joke to a friend about something similar the other day & now it’s a reality…scary. Who is reading my thoughts??

  6. “Good afternoon, twitternet horrormonkey swarm.”

    Do you really bleed Red Bull?

    *wide eyed wonder*

  7. Apparently they HAVE gotten hold of some of your essence.

    I’m somewhat surprised the syringe didn’t melt.

  8. Pete


    “Good morning, goatfelchers of the internet. I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU”

    I don’t think it’s a random generator at all. I think it’s Warren Ellis himself, inventing new ways of spreading his unique vision to us all.

  9. Anonymous


    Sorry Warren, we don’t need you anymore. The robots have taken your place

  10. Uh Oh

    Uh Oh

    I reloaded it 1000 times and got the entire script of THUNDERBOLTS: CAGED ANGELS. I turned my computer off but it KEPT RELOADING.

  11. Daniel


    “Good afternoon, you petrochemical post-singularity porn apes of the internet.”


  12. mike black

    mike black

    I’m wondering if someone from the Bendis Board had a hand in this, what with our yearly “Talk Like Frank Miller Wrote It” day.

    Also, this is epic, and has allowed me to taunt my employees with all shiny, all new salutations every ten minutes. “Good evening, you post-singularity exploding orgasm fruitbats of the intertube.” Might be the greatest thing ever.

  13. Michael


    I like this one :
    ATTENTION SINNERS: Everyone take their clothes off now.

  14. Skiriki


    Hahaha oh god can’t stop hitting reload, way too funny.

  15. Orbulas


    “Good morning, walking slabs of haunted pork.”
    There’s something eerily astute about this programs appraisal of the phenomenon of consciousness. Warren, your digi-dopple has become sentient and is already mocking our designerless, chaos born meat-suits.
    I have to say, if there’s a machine out there most-likely to turn against us, chances are good it would be one designed to imitate the mannerisms of Warren Ellis.
    After all, who could possibly hate their creator more than a being designed in your image?

  16. Tok


    I think I HAVE seen you say this one once: Good morning, walking slabs of haunted pork.

  17. I’ve been running around, refreshing and waving a cane around, playing Warren Ellis

  18. Asti


    “Good afternoon, vectors of contagion. I’m off to the pub.” Sounds like a splendid idea I must say. Although I’m kinda busy hitting “reload” on a website for the moment… I’ll go tomorrow instead!

  19. Jason


    I find it scary that the website is better at it than Warren. ;)
    Pretty soon he won’t need to update at all, just link and reload.


  20. Julianna


    “ATTENTION SCUM: nnaaaaarg fuck cough spit twitch jerk.”

  21. Beau


    Good day, my horrendous orgasm chupacabras. I hate you with the fire of ten suns.

  22. Jason


    I got

    ATTENTION SCUM: Damn you all. (waves cane menacingly) (coughs consumptively)

    Followed by Good evening, you spectral porn chimpanzees of the intertube. Which I think I need to make into a shirt

  23. Jason


    Good night, stains on the escutcheon of humanity itself.

    I can’t stop

  24. … because next, they will write a program that writes comic scripts, and then you’re out of a job?

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