26 Responses to “I Must Destroy These People”

1. eain- August 27th, 2009 at 11:21 am

   Owned. ;)

2. Gus Gonzales- August 27th, 2009 at 12:04 pm

   Made my day. Godspeed y’all.

3. Nojh- August 27th, 2009 at 12:07 pm

   You got to admit they definitely captured some of your essence.

4. Sam Beaven- August 27th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

   Hahaha, awesome.

   I just got ATTENTION SCUM: hahaha suffer

   Which I think sums up your artistic message rather well.

5. Templesmith- August 27th, 2009 at 12:18 pm

   I made a joke to a friend about something similar the other day & now it’s a reality…scary. Who is reading my thoughts??

6. Robot 6 @ Comic Book Resources – Covering Comic Book News and Entertainment » You, too, can tweet like Warren Ellis- August 27th, 2009 at 12:21 pm

   [...] Nevett points out it was Ellis himself who made the discovery, pledging, “I Must Destroy These [...]

7. cruciferous rex- August 27th, 2009 at 12:25 pm

   “Good afternoon, twitternet horrormonkey swarm.”

   Do you really bleed Red Bull?

   *wide eyed wonder*

8. Michaelk42- August 27th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

   Apparently they HAVE gotten hold of some of your essence.

   I’m somewhat surprised the syringe didn’t melt.

9. Pete- August 27th, 2009 at 12:30 pm

   “Good morning, goatfelchers of the internet. I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU”

   I don’t think it’s a random generator at all. I think it’s Warren Ellis himself, inventing new ways of spreading his unique vision to us all.

10. Anonymous- August 27th, 2009 at 1:02 pm

    Sorry Warren, we don’t need you anymore. The robots have taken your place

11. Uh Oh- August 27th, 2009 at 1:03 pm

    I reloaded it 1000 times and got the entire script of THUNDERBOLTS: CAGED ANGELS. I turned my computer off but it KEPT RELOADING.

12. Daniel- August 27th, 2009 at 1:36 pm

    “Good afternoon, you petrochemical post-singularity porn apes of the internet.”

    Woot!

13. mike black- August 27th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

    I’m wondering if someone from the Bendis Board had a hand in this, what with our yearly “Talk Like Frank Miller Wrote It” day.

    Also, this is epic, and has allowed me to taunt my employees with all shiny, all new salutations every ten minutes. “Good evening, you post-singularity exploding orgasm fruitbats of the intertube.” Might be the greatest thing ever.

14. Michael- August 27th, 2009 at 1:50 pm

    I like this one :
    ATTENTION SINNERS: Everyone take their clothes off now.

15. Talk Like Warren Ellis at Space Ninja- August 27th, 2009 at 1:52 pm

    [...] OMG http://www.warrenellis.com/?p=7686 He posted it! That’s why we have traffic! 2 hours [...]

16. Skiriki- August 27th, 2009 at 1:59 pm

    Hahaha oh god can’t stop hitting reload, way too funny.

17. Orbulas- August 27th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    “Good morning, walking slabs of haunted pork.”
    There’s something eerily astute about this programs appraisal of the phenomenon of consciousness. Warren, your digi-dopple has become sentient and is already mocking our designerless, chaos born meat-suits.
    I have to say, if there’s a machine out there most-likely to turn against us, chances are good it would be one designed to imitate the mannerisms of Warren Ellis.
    After all, who could possibly hate their creator more than a being designed in your image?

18. Tok- August 27th, 2009 at 2:42 pm

    I think I HAVE seen you say this one once: Good morning, walking slabs of haunted pork.

19. Juan Navarro- August 27th, 2009 at 3:20 pm

    I’ve been running around, refreshing and waving a cane around, playing Warren Ellis

20. Asti- August 27th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    “Good afternoon, vectors of contagion. I’m off to the pub.” Sounds like a splendid idea I must say. Although I’m kinda busy hitting “reload” on a website for the moment… I’ll go tomorrow instead!

21. Jason- August 27th, 2009 at 5:08 pm

    I find it scary that the website is better at it than Warren. ;)
    Pretty soon he won’t need to update at all, just link and reload.

    J

22. Julianna- August 27th, 2009 at 5:12 pm

    “ATTENTION SCUM: nnaaaaarg fuck cough spit twitch jerk.”

23. Beau- August 27th, 2009 at 6:40 pm

    Good day, my horrendous orgasm chupacabras. I hate you with the fire of ten suns.

24. Jason- August 27th, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    I got

    ATTENTION SCUM: Damn you all. (waves cane menacingly) (coughs consumptively)

    Followed by Good evening, you spectral porn chimpanzees of the intertube. Which I think I need to make into a shirt

25. Jason- August 27th, 2009 at 9:55 pm

    Good night, stains on the escutcheon of humanity itself.

    I can’t stop

26. Tim Keating- August 29th, 2009 at 8:23 pm

    … because next, they will write a program that writes comic scripts, and then you’re out of a job?