I Need $8000 To Broadcast My Wisdom From Space

August 6th, 2009 | researchmaterial

I need… a TubeSat.

Planet Earth has entered the age of the Personal Satellite with the introduction of Interorbital’s TubeSat Personal Satellite (PS) Kit…. best of all, the price of the TubeSat kit actually includes the price of a launch into Low-Earth-Orbit on an IOS NEPTUNE 30 launch vehicle. Since the TubeSats are placed into self-decaying orbits 310 kilometers (192 miles) above the Earth’s surface, they do not contribute to any long-term build-up of orbital debris. After a few weeks of operation, they will safely re-enter the atmosphere and burn-up. TubeSats are designed to be orbit-friendly. Launches are expected to begin in the fourth quarter of 2010.

Total Price of the TubeSat Kit including a Launch to Orbit is $8,000!

7 Responses to “I Need $8000 To Broadcast My Wisdom From Space”

  1. You’ll be beaming down orbital Sex Rays?

  2. You could fill one with wee and be the first person to piss on the whole Earth!

    If they don’t tune into the broadcast first, of course.

  3. Neat! As in: Now I’d film snuff movies and broadcast’em live!

  4. I say you should take up a donation fund via the website for this TubeSat. Just ask for one dollar from everybody. You would have your necessary funds in no time flat.

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  7. My tubesat would beam pink light in order to produce an immaculate conception.