18 thoughts on “Oh, Terrific. They Know I’m Going To San Diego”

  1. Ellis, grow up and accept the fact that these are your people. There was something on YouTube where you could totally see how one of those squids choked itself to death on issue three of Lazarus Churchyard.

  2. They don’t need legs. They hover.

    If you make friends with one, they’ll happily open jars for you with their powerful sucker-covered squidgy things.

    Which have other uses, if you can find a squid who is into that sort of thing.

  3. Nah, once they hit the beach the Chinese will pick them apart in seconds flat. It’ll be a massacre, woks and shrimp sauce everywhere.

  4. You know down in Mexico they call it el rojo diablo, right?

    At least fifteen Mexican fishermen are devoured EVERY MONTH by the deadly Humboldt squid. They especially prize the flavor of cigarettes and Red Bull.

  5. There’s also a vaguely-biological blobby ooze/goo type of thing off the coast of Akaska these days. Why not enjoy a West Coast 2009 Tour of Death?

  6. Ooh, those are nasty. They don’t have suckers on them tentacles, instead, they’ve got hooks that twist when they embed in the flesh of prey.

  7. What are you worried about, any squids that make it into the convention center will get swarmed by flunkies from Avatar screaming, “NO HANDSHAKES!!!

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