Station Ident: This Is Warren Ellis Dot Fucking Com
June 18th, 2009 | brainjuice
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WARREN ELLIS is a graphic novelist, author and columnist. His new novel, GUN MACHINE, available now from Mulholland Books, is being developed for television by Chernin Entertainment and FOX. His first non-fiction book, from FSG, is due in 2014. RED 2, the sequel to the Bruce Willis-Helen Mirren film RED based on his book of the same name, will be released in August 2013.
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That’s a massive bat penis!
Signed,
–Captain Obvious
I’m glad Joel Schumacher didn’t see that picture prior to 1997.
Your bollocks cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel.
You could do a new take on the Batman origins story with this. Instead of getting scared by bats and having his parents killed, he was gang raped by a pack of mutated bats.
Is this like the WarrenEllis.com version of the picture of the girl playing naughts and crosses? This is what shows up when you need to re-calibrate… something…???
He can’t quite reach it though.
I am going to have to rethink my concept of a cloak with a hundred little loops inside it to hang bats. Trained ones of course. So you can flip the coat open and a hundred bats flutter out in a cloud. And come back when you call.
But there you are, getting set for your big cloak flipping scene, and all of a sudden there is this bunching and wiggling under your cloak where a couple of bats are going at it.
Won’t work.
Huzzah.
That cheers me up no end to see that pic and I wait to see what wonders Uncle Warren will inflict on us.
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I saw Him on Tosh.0