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  1. That’s a massive bat penis!


    –Captain Obvious

  2. I’m glad Joel Schumacher didn’t see that picture prior to 1997.

  3. Your bollocks cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel.

  4. Illogic


    You could do a new take on the Batman origins story with this. Instead of getting scared by bats and having his parents killed, he was gang raped by a pack of mutated bats.

  5. Is this like the version of the picture of the girl playing naughts and crosses? This is what shows up when you need to re-calibrate… something…???

  6. Tom


    He can’t quite reach it though.

  7. The Watcher

    The Watcher

    I am going to have to rethink my concept of a cloak with a hundred little loops inside it to hang bats. Trained ones of course. So you can flip the coat open and a hundred bats flutter out in a cloud. And come back when you call.

    But there you are, getting set for your big cloak flipping scene, and all of a sudden there is this bunching and wiggling under your cloak where a couple of bats are going at it.

    Won’t work.

  8. Thaedydal



    That cheers me up no end to see that pic and I wait to see what wonders Uncle Warren will inflict on us.

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