Conan! What Is Best In Life?
April 8th, 2009 | photography, researchmaterial
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*sigh* why do I keep clicking these things⦠I’ve long passed the point of even feeling anything. Might as well look at the BBC weather forecast.
Thank you, Mr. Ellis. Yet, again I’m reminded I’m dead inside.
sigh
…how grim and yet predictable.
*Looks at image, sighs* And I was having such a good day too…
Actually makes me feel a bit itchy in my… OH NO NO GOD
Thanks! I almost forgot what it was like to click on these Best In Life links of yours.
I knew it would be a disfigured penis…Yet I clicked anyway. I guess this guy sits down when he pees.
I DIDN’T CLICK THIS TIME! I LEARNED MY FUCKING LESSON!
i am clearly a thinking machine.
Well, that’s got to be….. leaky?