Jodi Wins
February 6th, 2009 | people I know
Jodi Whitney, better known to some of you as Slinka and half of Ego Assassin, responds to the Ex-Masturbator shirt within seconds. Visit Liberal Masturbator:
February 6th, 2009 | people I know
Jodi Whitney, better known to some of you as Slinka and half of Ego Assassin, responds to the Ex-Masturbator shirt within seconds. Visit Liberal Masturbator:
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The panties look more like they could belong to a labial masturbator.
While we’re parodying these shirts, can we get an EX-Idiot or Ex-Fundie shirt?
Inevitable, but still funny.
Also, someone better send the link to the people over at P4CM
Now we need a ‘future masturbator’ romper suit for the little ones.
http://store.northshoreshirts.com/idrabemat.html
These “I’d rather be masturbating” shirts have been around for a while for proud onanists to represent with.