33 thoughts on “T-Shirt Of The Day”

  1. Because the photo is of a couple, my first thought was that they were telling the world they shag like priests at a boys’ school and didn’t need to masturbate anymore. I’d be jealous, but supportive of that message.

    Poor, poor fools.

  2. How many seconds do you estimate it will be between the time these shirts hit the street and we start seeing “EX-christian” and “EX-fundie” shirts. The “Ex-hypocrate” and “EX-slave” shirts will do double duty, though.

  3. What does it say on the back?
    “… since I discovered SODOMY!”
    “… but you would NOT believe the dreams I’ve been having!”
    “… and yes, they feel like a pair of lead weights.”
    “… I believe it’s healing over now.”
    “… wait, fleshlights don’t count, right? How about fruit?”
    “… but once the blisters on my palm heal, I’M BACK BABY!”
    “… and I swear, one of us is going to kill the other one before the day is out.”

    Also, can I get one that says “Masturbator, but working on it. Real hard.”

    The human hand reaches the human genitals perfectly. Often on the same human. Whether you believe in God, evolution or genetic engineering, This Is Not An Accident.

  4. Matthew 6:16-18 declares, “When you fast, do not look somber as the hypocrites do, for they disfigure their faces to show men they are fasting. I tell you the truth, they have received their reward in full. But when you fast, put oil on your head and wash your face, so that it will not be obvious to men that you are fasting, but only to your Father, who is unseen; and your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.”

    So, who exactly ARE these shirts for?

  5. “to bring glory to the lord, I’m willing to do anything” and make a living off of it, fucking assholes.
    Hell, they made an ex-homosexual shirt?!
    isn’t it completely contradictory to call all sexual sin an act against god? While it’s “God’s gift to man”, but only after the man made church based religions approve of it during a soulless ceremony?
    and now they’ll go to heaven having brought glory to god? goodness gracious by how many miles are they off it, Christianity killed norse culture and life. the womans worth was shoved from being the owner of the house, to being owned alongside the house.
    now what I find interesting is that nobody is asking: what kind of fucking society is this where it supports both life and projects of these kinds of people? if we could somehow get all the bodyguards in the world to turn around and shoot the banker or politician they’re protecting we’d be better off. Deliver some sort of whiff of realization that’s it’s that fucking easy, just shoot the damned bankers.

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