Don’t Look
January 21st, 2009 | researchmaterial
Seriously. Your brain will probably not thank you.
No. Really. Look, I’ll give you a hint as to what’s in there, okay?
(via Dirk Deppey)
January 21st, 2009 | researchmaterial
Seriously. Your brain will probably not thank you.
No. Really. Look, I’ll give you a hint as to what’s in there, okay?
(via Dirk Deppey)
WARREN ELLIS is the award-winning creator of graphic novels such as FELL
, MINISTRY OF SPACE
, PLANETARY
, and TRANSMETROPOLITAN
, and the author of “underground classic” CROOKED LITTLE VEIN
.
Kieron Gillen - 09 Feb 10
The whole run of Plan B magazine has been released as a single 670Mb PDF. That’s 46 issues of some of the finest music writing of the decade. And a lot of posturing pretentiousness too. It’s like two of my favourite things for the price of one. Or none, as it’s a free PDF.
If you’ve any interest in music in the 00s, or music full stop, this is a great thing to just have on file. You’ll discover a new band every time you browse it.
Hell, it’s even worth getting if you’re one of the games journalist sorts. For the first 10-20 issues or so, I was doing games stuff for it. And Quinns and Mathew Kumar too, who I bullied into contributing. Very much written for the non-gamer about games which get pretty much no coverage, we had fun trying to decode the concept of Outsider Games.
Whole thing here. Go gets!
Coilhouse - 08 Feb 10

Back around the time of Issue 03, we launched the Small Business Advertising Program to create affordable ad space for indie companies in the print version of Coilhouse. By the time Issue 04 rolled around, the number of advertisers had grown significantly – by this time, we had record labels, jewelry and clothing designers, sculptors, other magazines, web hosts, toy makers and graphic designers advertising in our pages. Click here to see them all. With editorial duties taking up more and more of our time as the weeks go by, the moment has come for us to seek help with the advertising side of running the magazine. We’re looking to hire an Ad Manager for our Small Business Advertising Program, starting with Coilhouse Magazine #05… and possibly subsequent issues.
Full details after the jump!
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jwz - 08 Feb 10
Check the appropriate box. Do you or your organization directly or indirectly advocate, advise, teach or practice the duty or necessity of controlling, seizing or overthrowing the government of the United States, the state of South Carolina or any political division thereof?
[ ] YES [ ] NOIf yes, please outline the fundamental beliefs. If applicable, attach a copy of the bylaws or minutes of meetings from the last year.
Open The Future - 08 Feb 10
For those folks who are interested, here's the Slideshare version of the presentation I gave last week at the Earthquake Engineering Research Institute annual meeting. I was asked to talk about foresight thinking, as the event theme was "The Big One of 2056: What Went Right?" a look at a fictional 7.8 quake in the SF region that was handled as well as they could imagine possible.
My goal was to offer a bit of reassurance to the audience that there is some real utility to thinking about the future, and to spell out (in a cursory way) the kinds of big picture issues they should keep in mind while looking ahead forty-six years.
By and large, it was a successful talk. The post-talk questions were engaged, with little push-back, and I'm told that the overall response from the audience was quite positive.
The talk was video recorded, and I'm told will eventually be available to the public. I'll link when that happens.
John Robb - 08 Feb 10
A gifting economy is different from a barter or market economy in that valuable items are given away to those that need them, without any quid pro quo, exchange, or payment. Gifting economics (lots of great papers on this topic) were/are the economic heartbeat of hunter-gatherer tribal cultures, the social organization where we spent 99% of our time as homo sapiens sapiens. Barter was, in contrast, a mechanism for economic interactions between tribes.
This gifting economic system wasn't based on pure altruism. It did have an enforcement mechanism to ensure compliance with the system over the longer term. On the positive side, there was an intangible increase in the social status (using personal or societal metrics) of a tribal member that gifted an item. On the negative, a failure to offer hospitality or gifts to those in need was considered a mortal slight that could incite violence or expulsion from the tribe.
There were also a considerable number of drivers for gifting at the tribal level. Here are some:
Scalability
It's pretty clear that the societal drivers of tribal gifting economics and the mechanisms of enforcement didn't survive the transition to a global social system composed of billions of members. Simply, the connections between any two individuals (outside of immediate familial relationships) are too abstract for these drivers and enforcement mechanisms to be relevant. As a result, market based mechanisms for economic interaction have gained dominance.
However, the ongoing shift of the global market-based economy from a trade in rival goods (tangible items that invoke zero sum economics) to digital non-rival goods (items that can be copied at no expense or diminishment, endlessly) provides a window of opportunity. It may be possible to revive gifting economics for non-rival goods to amazing beneficial effect. Some ideas on how this could scale:
Jean Snow - 08 Feb 10

So what’s the latest on SNOW? I guess two new developments art that I added a dedicated Twitter feed, and also created a Facebook fan page. The Twitter feed is mostly just automated with new articles from the site — because some people actually prefer that over RSS feeds these days — but I do keep an eye on it, and will reply to questions and comments. The Facebook page is just another way of putting the site out there, and should be a good way of informing members of SNOW-related events as they happen.
Regular content updates have also continued over the past week, with a few new guest columns and my regular news items. Here’s a list of what you may have missed over the past few days.
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I think the strangest part of that is that Spider-Man does not save his spunk. Or is it the fact that the Flash just jerks a prone, but not seemingly helpless, Spider-Man. Or is it because the Flash kisses Spider-Man through his mask?
Thank you Warren for making me think these things. Without you, I’d never see half the things I do.
I’m acutually left with more questions.
First I couldn’t tell who the guy on top was supposed to be (I thought Daredevil at first), either way, I had to wonder why Flash was doing that to Spider-Man, and why he suddenly had such an awful mustache.
I’m also wondering if Spidey has a severe case of ED.
Shades of the old Flash/Spider-Man crossovers they did in the seventies. Stan Lee and Carmine Infantino were so ahead of the times.
>I’m also wondering if Spidey has a severe case of ED.
If Flash were doing that to me I would probably experience ED too…
–you know, the weird part to me was the music.
Not two guys playing out some comicbooks fantasy or other, not the sex, not wondering exactly what was applied to “Spidey”’s skin other than a spandex suit- but the music.
I become jaded, Mr. Ellis, and I fear you bear some of the responsibility.
Is flash using his speedy powers? Maybe this is happening so fast that spider man can’t see that he’s being jerked off? This must be some kind of high speed camera playing in slow motion.
I don’t understand why spider man is on these 2×4s propped up by a saw horse.
My neighbors are probably wondering what I am laughing at so loudly. This is just too good.
The music is my favorite part though!
He needs to add some of those onomatopoeia sound bubbles to complete the comic book effect.
*hoark* *hoark* *hoark* *hoark*
dear warren: thank you for the warning. however, being an idiot, i still fucking clicked on the link. i blame myself completely.
and yet, i still choose to blame you. it just feels better that way.
What’s Tron Guy doing to Spidey?
Damn it Flash said he wouldn’t release this video! I knew my Spider senses were tingling! Now I know how Pam and Paris feel!
Oh God my childhood is bleeding make it stop
That was thoroughly disappointing. Isn’t The Flash supposed to be supremely fast? And isn’t Spiderman supposed to be… not not flaccid, not retardedly helpless (while he’s not even tied up or anything) and not comatose?
Who ever said that Marvel and DC wouldn’t do anymore cross-over stories!
This is a blatant rip off of my unpublished comic “What if… The Flash Tossed off Spider-Man.” Sadly, They cut out the scene where Batman turns up with maple syrup and a bunch of bananas. Oh well, no appreciation for true artistry!
[...] think Warren Ellis posts this kind of stuff because he hates people and wants to freak you all out and despoil your [...]
That’s just made my morning and made me realise how much I love having no internet restrictions at work and a monitor that faces the wall behind me so no-one can rumble my suspect surfing habits.
It reminds me of my first experience of a live porn show in Amsterdam where the first spectacle I was treated to was a fetching blonde tied to a bed, struggling and pleading for rescue. Who should walk in but a hefty lad in a poorly fitting Batman costume who unties our fair damsel and then pumps her senseless. Throughout the whole process our hero and heroine managed to look bored senseless, I half expected them to start smoking and discussing the latest Eastenders plot developments mid-coitus. The whole experience was rendered all the more bizarre by the guy in the motorised wheelchair who parked at the end of my aisle (maybe two seats away) halfway through and proceeded to drool and make weird noises for the rest of the performance. Truly an education.
This was the episode of “The Electric Company” that really ruined TV for me. On the plus side, the “save your spunk” advice is straight from the bible.
I don’t know which is more disturbing. That people create such films, or that this isn’t the first time I’ve seen Spidy-porn.
Actually, the other one was much more interesting.
the way flash fades slowly into existence is ominous. like maybe he’s always there when you sleep.
This would have been sooo much better if they hadn’t slowed it down so we could see the Flash clearly. If this were on the order of 14 seconds instead of 14 minutes, even the music would have been sexy and fun. And over.
I haven’t clicked yet. But I’ve read the comments and I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?
I am. Fuck.
ah, i can’t believe people caught wind of this so fast. i found this video last week on xtube. good times :)
Yakkkk….I’m gay and I didn’t like that! This Mario Bros in Flash disguise and his desire for the corpse of spidey… gay porn is known for hunky man, by god’s sake!!!