12 Responses to “Conan! What Is Best In Life?”

  1. The BMEzine never fucking disappoints. Never. Not ever. No sir.

  2. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah whyyyyyyyyy

  3. I let out a funny little whine-esque noise upon seeing this. Like a donkey slowly being cut in half with a chainsaw.

  4. I gotta admit, I wasn’t sure what I was looking at.

    “Wait…is that…is that blood under his nose? No, that can’t be right. But what happened to his right…oh. OH.”

  5. O_oº

  6. That man must either have extremely high pain tolerance, or chugged and is chugging some serious morphine….

  7. hey mustaches are really hard to grow!

  8. Is that guy even out of puberty?

    I disapprove and yet approve simultaneously.

  9. Good to see John Hodgman trying new ways to be funny.

  10. “When I grow up I wanna be Mr. Potato Head!”

  11. First thought: “Oh my fucking gods.”

    Second thought: “He should have done them both, and gone for the Fu Manchu look.”

  12. I don’t know, I just don’t know what to say anymore…