Please Remember Those Of Us Not Fortunate Enough To Get A Decent Meal On Xmas Day
December 24th, 2008 | brainjuice

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Just like Mom used to say: “You better eat your meal young man, because there are starving ladies at beauty pageants in China eating scorpions that would kill for those fish sticks.”
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I should have known better than to click on this expecting something sentimental.
That is apparently “Thailand’s Scorpion Queen, Kanchana Kaetkaew” who just set a record of “two minutes and three seconds with a venomous scorpion in her mouth”. Now she goes into a glass box with 5000 of them for an attempt at a record 33 days: http://news.asiaone.com/News/Latest%2BNews/Asia/Story/A1Story20081223-109889.html
Well… that´s actually kinda very hot! Video?
Somehow I don’t like this picture. But I guess everybody has a different fetish.
You know she’s gonna become a super villain, right?
I can’t look away…
totally flashing on that scene in War, Inc. now.
This is the whole internet’s new fetish.
tell me she was born a man. that would be the sweetest icing.
British cooking is so weird.
I love Scorpions! I got one tattooed on my arm. That’s cool! Thanks, Uncle Warren! And a Happy X-Mas to you too in Sunny Albion. From the Keepers of Hope in the USA,
‘namaste…