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  1. SilentObjector SilentObjector

    You cannot tell me that you would not own three robotic nurses with arse-eel action

  2. Adam Adam

    It could be worse. Ghastly could be drawing yaoi fanart starring you. He already started on Alan Moore.

  3. Victim of your own success, it seems. Start an internet church, folks start worshiping, eventually you wind up with blasphemers. And just like the dusty old book-based faiths, the heretics are persecuted for speaking the truth.


    Yes, you have. You are no longer a scary British writer, you are a cute webcomic meme now. Next up, Warren Ellis on LolCats.

  5. jedidotflow jedidotflow

    Hmmm… The exact same thing happened to Spider, didn’t it? Talk about fictional characters wearing realsuits. :-)

  6. Are you really surprised?

    If Jesus Christ Superstar can be made, NO messiah is safe.

  7. Mustafa Lynch Mustafa Lynch

    Ah..that’s so cute! then really disturbing.

  8. RMC RMC

    It’s a wonder it didn’t happen sooner when you think about it.

  9. Illogic Illogic

    People seems to enjoy making comics about those who create comics. I found this one about Neil Gaiman for instance:
    And then I found this interview (I suspect they ambushed you at the pub or something) you did with some blog here:
    I also like the fact that it was a “non-exclusive” interview. It further supports my theory that you where just shouting things at a bunch of people close by.

  10. TheFirstBardo TheFirstBardo

    And Warren, please keep your beams to yourself, the image was created in the name of public interest, I have not shared your lolzerz secret with anyone.

  11. Adam Adam

    Doesn’t it just warm the cockles of your soul?

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  13. Mhepler Mhepler

    Wait, weren’t you always? Warren Ellis is just a figment of the internet’s imagination right?

  14. drumz drumz

    Step one: make a web-strip
    Step two: reference Warren Ellis in said strip
    Step three: wait for him to blog you
    Step four: BE FAMOUS FOREVRRRR!!!!

  15. Rounzie Rounzie

    Well if you weren’t before, posting about it makes sure that you are now.



    yes only more kittens

  17. Sinistra Sinistra

    The really disturbing thing is when parental types start spotting you online. I mean you, personally. Not you as in me….anyway. It’s my own personal hell when my father starts to develop some sort of weird fanboy man crush on certain authors. Thought you’d like to know.

  18. Illogic Illogic

    Warren Ellis is a creation born from the collective consciousness of the Internet? We thought, therefor he is.
    Which would also explain the whole Internet Jesus thing when you think about it.

  19. Numa Numa Guy Numa Numa Guy

    Don’t worry, being an Internet meme is fantastic!

  20. Mhepler Mhepler

    I see Warren more as a consequence. This is what we get.
    I would then say “God help us all”, but Warren cornered God and made him watch videos of exploding anus pickle jars. God gave up and left.

  21. Gorgeousaur Gorgeousaur

    I THOUGHT that was referencing you. Couldn’t think of any other Warren the internet would be scared of.

  22. D D

    These the same eels I saw at wurzeltod around year zero? Was that you posting that link? Scarred me for life. In a nice way.

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