The Elitism Hoodie
December 4th, 2008 | people I know
As seen on Channel 4’s THE IT CROWD, the Diesel Sweeties Elitism Diagram is now available on a hoodie as well as a t-shirt and tote. Buy one to throw in the face of the snotty git in your life today.

Change that to: “Music I like but no-one I know seems to have heard of.”
Or just get me a t-shirt that says: “I need new friends.”
Can you win a price for being an elitist? Did I just nominate myself?
Roy: [answers phone] Hello IT. Have you tried turning it off
and on again? OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing? …
Yeah, you need to turn it on. Err, the button turns it on.
Roy: Yeah, you do know how a button works, don’t you? No, not on clothes.
Roy: No, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that’s the music
you hear when it comes on. No, that’s the music you hear when…
I’m sorry, are you from the past?
What about music I say I like, but I don’t really listen to?