Skip to content →

Collecting Stray Thoughts – 2008-09-19

  • It’s Friday, it’s gone noon: #
  • Ask me to talk like a pirate and the chances are good that I’ll stab you like a pirate. #
  • I said “stab you like a pirate,” not “take your virginity.” Freaks. #
  • @mollycrabapple only you could turn that into a lashed-to-the-bowsprit mount-me-peg-leg-lass watch-for-the-splinters fantasy. #

Published in microlog