August 24th, 2008 | brainjuice
So hold on. Obama thinks placing an old white guy as his running mate makes him more electable? Does that make sense? Because the other party has an old white guy at the top of the ticket. Which, by that logic, makes Top Old White Guy much more electable.
Learn to love the taste of water rats, America. Because John McCain did during the 18 years he was floating upside down in a flooded Vietnamese paddy field, and in November that’s what you poor bastards are getting for dinner.
* slugline to an issue of comics anthology BUZZ, many years ago