Collecting Stray Thoughts – 2008-08-07

August 8th, 2008 | microlog

  • @sispurrier @blackbeltjones no, that biblical rain + lightning would appear to be right over my house #
  • @mrtonylee if there’s a God, he only loves you because he likes having something to laugh at #
  • #braincustard #
  • Even as a small child, I wanted a death ray. #
  • My grandad had a false leg. It took me years to realise that he made it out of other people’s legs. #
  • It also took me years to realise that “get in the back of the fucking van” was not a chat-up line. #
  • (other classic chat-up line of the Seventies: “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”) #
  • Between that, the music and the clothes, it’s really a miracle anyone was born in the 1970s at all. #
  • “Do my tight peach paisley flares and pink gullwing-collar shirt with claret tank-top turn you on? Honey, why are you sewing yourself up?” #

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  1. You can find Warren on Twitter: @warrenellis