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Collecting Stray Thoughts – 2008-07-09

  • I just snatched a tiny flying insect out of the air. My God. I am Ninja. #
  • Jamais @cascio is a very important futurist and HE believes I have become ninja. So why do the rest of you doubt me so? #
  • Especially since, now that I am Ninja, I can clearly kill you with an insouciant flick of my left testicle? #
  • Obviously, I don’t waste the mind-defenestrating power of my right testicle on just ANYBODY. My left testicle is Peasant Control. #

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