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Collecting Stray Thoughts – 2008-07-08

  • @tanyaweiman I do not season steak. Start seasoning steak and before you know it? You’re French. #
  • No. I go to my personal butcher and say, “give me a piece of meat that’s been sawn off an animal.” And they throw me a chunk of animal. #
  • And then I saw “show me the animal this meat was sawn off.” And they show me a picture of a crying cow with a gaping hole in its side. #
  • And I say “did the animal cry when you sawed my piece of meat off it? #
  • And they show me a ziploc bag full of cow tears. And I say, “Rub THAT on my steak! Let THAT be my seasoning!” #
  • I really, really shouldn’t have finished that bottle of whisky. #
  • Sometimes I pity the 5226 people following me here.And then I think:no, you like the taste of my brain custard as I shoot it into your eyes. #
  • The people, they want me to drink more whisky. #
  • @wilw if I give the people what they want, as you say… well, that’s a LOT of brain custard, man… #

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  1. […] Ellis on cooking steak (hint: “Man cook meat with fire.”) That was July 7. A day later, he clarified his position somewhat: I do not season steak. Start seasoning steak and before you know it? You’re […]

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