I Know What You Can Get Me For Xmas
May 20th, 2008 | researchmaterial
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It’s beyond uber–it’s Zubr!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zubr_class_LCAC
But where would you PARK it?
You park it where ever you fuckin want. Who’s gonna say no?
The video with the C&C soundtrack made me giggle.
Reminds me of the g.i.joe hovercraft I never had but wished I did.
Warren, don’t waste your time. I got one of those for Xmas last year and it’s not as much fun as you’d think. The novelty wore off very quickly. And the neighbor got pretty snarky when I parked on his garden.
THAT IS INCREDIBLE
WANT ONE, NEED ONE, GOTTA HAVE ONE!! WITH BIG GUNS, A MISSLE LAUNCHER AND ONE OF THOSE TINY PERSONEL CARRIERS COMING OUT THE BACK! (or is that a howitzer??)
also it is spraying rainbows from its flanks. Postmodernist.