Oh, God.
April 23rd, 2008 | researchmaterial
A man posing as Darth Vader attacked a Star Wars fan who had founded a Jedi Church, a court has heard.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, from Holyhead, Anglesey, admitted assaulting Barney Jones and cousin Michael with a metal crutch. They suffered minor injuries.
Hughes, who was drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted "Darth Vader!"
BBC NEWS | Wales | North West Wales | Drunk Darth Vader’s Jedi assault

Drunk Vader…
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I would have loved to have been in that court room.
Just to add, I finished Transmetropolitan the other day – I really enjoyed reading them.
The best part is that someone thinks “drunk and dressed in a black bin bag, shouted “Darth Vader!” constitutes a Darth Vader costume.
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Brian – it DOES.
I hate to say it, but when you found a Jedi church there are just some things you should be ready for. Attacks from the darkside, I imagine, should be first on this list.