Cannot possibly be real, but I think I want it to be. Or maybe not. I dunno. Anyway. This isn’t the news, this is research material. And I think Zo was trying to harm my brain when she sent this over:

Lurking underground in the heart of Tokyo’s trendy Roppongi is a true heart of darkness – a members-only club that combines forbidden sex practices with the art of fine dining.

The gist of it is, members pay a hefty fee at the door to be allowed to… have sex with the animal of their choice – which is subsequently killed, cooked and served to the violator and his party for dinner!