Jenkem

Vitka, you bastard. I didn’t need this in my head this evening. So now you must all suffer.

Jenkem is, essentially, fermented shit. Jenkem abuse had formerly been restricted to Zambia.

“It lasts about an hour,” says one user, 16-year-old Luke Mpande, who prefers Jenkem to other substances.

“With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life.”

Today, America rides to the rescue.

Well today I finally did it. I became probably the first person in America to huff his own shit gas.

After breathing it in I immediately felt that I was passing out. I did not even have time to spit before I became unconscious…

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