Shinier Penis Failure

June 29th, 2007 | researchmaterial

Authorities evidently released details to newspapers as a public warning. Because, I guess, in Cambodia you need government warnings against filling your knob with hair products:

Cambodian officials on Tuesday warned the public against home penis enlargement plans after a coroner found a man who had repeatedly self-injected his member with hair tonic had taken his own life to end the painful side effects.

Coroner Vieng Vannarith concluded that a 35-year-old construction worker had hanged himself last week after the hair tonic remedy which advertised it gave thicker and more lustrous locks failed to have the same effect when injected into his penis.


4 Responses to “Shinier Penis Failure”

  1. it happens want he wanted to have.a hard member.but it happen in the vigo mortis state

  2. He obviously is a victim of typographical error.
    The advert he saw more than likely misspelled “locks.”

  3. An unrelated incident has also forced the local authorities to issue a warning about the dangers of rectal curling iron insertion.

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