I’m getting an astonishing amount of whining in email about how boo hoo Mr Ellis your blog is Not Safe For Work I clicked a link and saw a willy and now I’m going to get fired for looking at illicit dongs (and yet strangely I never complain about Katie West’s tits) while wasting my employers’ time by fucking around on the internet please don’t do it put a big sign on your blog saying NSFW do it do it or I’ll whine until my fucking jaw falls clean off and drops into my dickless unwashed lap.
You want a sign? You need to be told AGAIN? Batcock wasn’t ENOUGH for you? Fine.
NOT SAFE FOR WORK YOU WHINING FUCKING MAGGOTS
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD CRICKETS ON THE COCK OF JESUS
Happy now? Good. Now fuck off before I start tracking down your employers and telling them you’re paedophiles.